To think we should just make a planet

[BrightLightsAndSound]

Instead of figuring out how to travel millions of km away to shitty mars, why arent scientists interested in trying to just make an artificial planet?

They have. It's called America.

Disquieted1 hahaha great stuff

Are you the op who’s been eating the pot brownies?

O.........ok

Great idea. We could glue it on to this one and then we'd have a big peanut shaped plant, awesome!

Okay, I'll bite.

How would you suggest they do this?

Where should they put it?

And are you aware it would throw everything out of whack?