Garlic and Flight

[HB2Me]

I’m flying tomorrow afternoon. WIBU to eat garlic bread tonight?

help please!

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I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.

Must get myself a

Why would you not?

Are you a vampire bat?

If I was sitting next to you on the plane, I would think YWBU. However, 10 points for considering it might be U (so many people don't).

Sorry - it made sense in my head.

I mean I really fancy garlic bread but worry that my resulting garlic breath might be a tad anti social to other travellers.

Go for it, but take some mints!

I’d love a vampire bat as a pet.

Brining garlic bread on the plan would be rude. Eating it ahead of time is fine.

Gosh I can't say this would even cross my mind. I don't think I've ever noticed if someone has eaten garlic - as long as you brush your teeth and aren't heavy breathing in someone's face I can't even imagine anyone being impacted!

Less offensive than stale coffee breath in my opinion!

You’ll be (probably) brushing your teeth at least twice between now and tomorrow afternoon so don’t worry

I thought you were doing a shout out to some old MN posters then....

I sat next to someone with horrendous garlic breath for 7 hours on a flight on Tuesday, it wasn't very nice but not unbearable. Not as bad as her feeling she had the right to put the armrest up and lean against me to sleep, though. Or, knowing that she needed to get up and walk around frequently, chose a middle seat (I know she chose that seat because it was booked when I chose my aisle seat). She was mostly either sleeping half on my seat or asking me to stand up so she could get past. Not sure why she couldn't sleep on her husband on the other side. And no, I don't know why I put up with it!

No hideous wind and I will of course be brushing my teeth twice between now and tomorrow.

I will also load up on the mints.

Chemenger - Sounds awful!

@AnyFucker now that I’ve resolved my urgent garlic-related issues, perhaps we can turn this into a shout out to old MN posters thread.....

Chocolate gets rid of garlic breath. I read it in “Cosmo” years ago and it’s true. So:

Garlic bread

Chocolate

=

Profit!