To be excited that ive made pot brownies!

[Greenbrownies]

I am a reg here and have name changed.

Me and my DH have made some pot brownies for tonight I have never smoked pot before or even been stoned. Were off to amsterdam next year and I would like a space cake over there so we thought we would try at home first before in an unfamiliar setting.

I am a bit excited nervous and again excited! Anyone ever made pot brownies what was it like? AIBU to be excited?

It took three hours for it to kick in for me on a trip to Amsterdam, by which time I'd gone to bed out of boredom (it was a shite hostel), and I was so annoyed when I started getting stoned!

Don't eat anymore OP, later tonight will be awful if you do. You did make them strong enough, believe me

Get some pink Floyd on!!

I remember sitting in a chair and being totally glued to it. Unable to move any limbs.
But I don’t think you’ve used the right substance (oil is best) and probsbly not the right amount.

well hes just made some odd contraption with a bottle it involved water in the bottle then burn the weed ontop the inhaling the smoke!

the first one I threw up

2nd wasnt so bad

It’s a bong OP

Gah this is a total wind up! What actual human doesn’t know what a bong is.
2/10

You've gone from brownies to bongs

Yup, wind up. I am straighter than a very straight thing when it comes to drugs (as I said, opened this thread hoping for recipes about microwavable choc puds ) and even I know what a bong is and would recognise one.

I call BS

I've changed my mind. OP isn't 12, probably about 15 I think. What a plank!

think am bullshitting all you like....i love that an being called a troll am a bit honered ive been here 2 years and havent been acused yet.

Yes, it seems that OP is a teenager and not entirely serious. Just as well as they probably aren't old enough to drive. If you are, then I seriously recommend you think very carefully about when you next do.

Oh, is this the point where it descends into "incoherent stoned" posts?

I love that bit.

Start with a small piece as people have said

Yes sorry OP but I feel you're having us on now with the wide eyed odd contraption that my DH made without ever saying the word "bong" to me.

Anyway, I'm just posting to giggle at things like "yes she is a young duchess" on repeat

I once had a very bad whitey and threw up in a Gino Ginelli ice cream tub (remember them?!) The tub was slightly too small for my purposes sadly. My friends sang the bloody Gino Ginelli advert song at me for months afterwards. It was all very traumatic and I still can't hear the words "tutti frutti" without wanting to hurl.

Cringeee. Oh look op can't spell now. Must be really stoned.

gwenneh yes thats it from my above post with one spelling mistake this is now me completely stoned cant move and have ate my husband through munchies.....I should just had the potnoodle but am so stoned i cant move to put the kettle on ya see.

anyway....feel normal as such got a touch giggly with DH but dont know if it was nerves or being a bit embarrassed.

Gawd, I haven’t smoked it in years. You’re making me very jealous

I did a bong the first time I tried it. Bongs have a special place in my heart 😂

it tasted disgusting and the taste kind of stayed in my throat pretty grim if am honest.

Wow, worst case scenario alert

Op you’ll be fine. Have a brownie, have a giggle :-) all awesome

I did a bong the first time I tried it. Bongs have a special place in my heart 😂

I didn't no you could make brownies with actual bud I always thought it was just the oil?
sending dh to shop for flour and eggs

I tried some weird tar like substance (DEFINATLY weed related) tiny piece under my tongue. I was still baked the next day.

@greenbrownies

gwennehyes thats it from my above post with one spelling mistake this is now me completely stoned cant move and have ate my husband through munchies....

Did you really eat your dh?

@FortniteIsTheNewCrack omg Gino ginelli. I remember! Total flashback to the 90's there 😂

Ok OP, seriously now you're on a bong? Haha really?

I remember me and a friend around 16 years old taking LSD and phoning a Chinese. By the time the guy arrived we were too scared to open the door and when we decided to open the bag the rice was moving like maggots....we weren't even hungry by this point but we made up the most funny story about the chicken as we sat in her room which we were convinced was a creme egg we were sitting in. Good times.