HELP PLEASE. Mumsnet language.

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Hi,
I'm very new to this mumsnet, and I am struggling a little with the mumsnet language.
So, so far I know:
Dh: darling husband/dear husband?
Ds: darling son/dear son?
Dd: darling daughter/dear daughter
Oh: other half

Haha no I am struggling with anything else. Please HELP!!

CF - cheeky fucker
LTB - leave the bastards
PFB - precious first born
MIL - mother in law
FIL - father in law
DSS - darling step daughter
TTC - trying to consieve
HTH - hope that helps
STBXH - soon to be ex husband

Any others you need?

bastard* although it could be bastards

YABU. JFGI.

www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

Naice = nice

Wendy - a manipulative new friend stealing old friends away.

Odfod - oh do fuck off dear

The HTH - normally passive aggressive. On Aibu anyway.

Anyhoo - anyhow. I love that, so sweet

Hahaha some of these are funny.

Whats Aibu?

Wow that link thank you haha

Am I being unreasonable?

YA(N)BU = you are (not) being unreasonable
AIBU = am I being unreasonable?
WIBU = was/would I be unreasonable?
MN = mumsnet

pearl clutching = getting upset over nothing
tinkly laugh = a blithe sort of laugh that is evasive? don't know how to explain it
FOTTFSOF = fuck off to the far side of fuck (only ever seen this one once, it's more common in its long form)
OYF = off you fuck

See a pattern here?

Hahaha love it. So basically if there is something to long to type people are just shortening them?

What's dc 🤔

The bit of Mumsnet language I don't get is the ? What's that for?

Dear/darling child/ren

IYSWIM if you see what I mean

= biscuit, as in, 'This takes the biscuit'
Generally used on its own to express shock and disapproval at the post.
Took me ages to realise this one back in the day!

I thought it was a butt hole!

I thought biscuit was 'no comment' following on from Gordon Brown's refusal to name his favourite biscuit when on a MN webchat?

Some MN language is the same as internet chat in general but, probably like all sites, it has it's own particular 'in' words/phrasing, like naice or the biscuit.

LMGTFY is one that needs to be used a lot more on here .

RTFT = read the fucking thread.

What’s LMGTFY?

I just Googled it to find out it means Let Me Google That For You

I thought RTFT was Read the Full Thread

CF - cheeky fucker
GF - goady fucker

When you see how many mumsnet-isms there actually are it's almost like an actual mumsnettian language has developed over time.