To wonder if there’s a little human in my computer, taking the absolute pish?

[Celledora]

EBay thinks I might like this. It also reckons there are 269 people watching this item, of which there is only one left (get it now!!)

It is being modelled by a chap?

I like the fact it's a size 8 - 20, and it's v v cheap. My DD would love it.

What have you been buying!?

Mmm, he's nice.

Pretty sure I owned something very similar in 1996 in honour of Babylon Zoo. Probably cost me about the same from my local market

Strangely I got suggested this today as well. They must have paid for advertising? I reckon it’s some sort of niche fetish for tragic silver clothing worn by men

Ive seen some interesting eBay ones before Very similar to this gem!

A mini skirt one... modelled by a woman for whom it was too small and a 'classy' upskirt shot as they're walking up the stairs.

It looked like someone's homemade porn shoot. Complete with useless lighting and shit in the background.

Spoiler alert: I did not buy them.

Errr...I went back to get the mightily flattering front-facing photo (it’s definitely a woman) and the dress has disappeared...Come on, who bought it?!

Starting to have suspicions as to why it was recommended...I did use OH’s laptop to access my EBay account the other day and probably left it logged in He wouldn’t!

P.S - in looking for it, I now know of CHEAPER silver halter neck dresses and also have some beautiful frocks to consider for Christmas parties.

What about this for Boxing Day Dinner at the in-laws?

OMG- I had the same pic come up... I was looking at knitted/jumper dresses That's not going to keep me warm in winter!!