Do an AIBU from a movie character and see if anyone can guess who it is

[GunpowderGelatine]

I'll start.

AIBU to be pissed off with my recluse sister?

My sister is an introvert to the point where she won't even speak to me anymore. We live together but I literally don't see her from one day to the next and TBH I'd like a bit of company. Also it's bloody cold in our house, especially walking past DSis room, anyone got any recommendations for portable heaters? Preferably from John Lewis.

Minions you've got mail!

minionsrule you've got mail (aka the shop around the corner)??

Correct!

It's my partner's first day back at work and I get the feeling they don't want to be around me. I don't think anyone much wants me around. To top it off, there's this crazy guy who reckons I'm the chosen one.

Spot on Wing

private A christmas carol?

@PrivateParkin muppets Christmas carol.

Yes!
Such a funny thread OP!

Very good, Minions!

@Fiffyshadesofgreymatter

Sorry for the delay in confirming! Yes, well done - it bombed at the box office and the critics weren't very impressed, but I enjoyed it very much. I may have 'misremembered' the odd detail, though....

Backstory is that I grew up in a really small town and got married to my high school sweetheart, but he was a bit of a rebel and we couldn't stop arguing so I left him and moved to the other side of the country. I've done really well for myself in my new city, built a great career and have been dating this amazingly handsome and rich guy. Problem is he wants to marry me but I haven't told him I'm already married! In fact, I haven't even told him anything about my past. His mum is a high flying politician and she'll never approve if she finds out about my background or my embarrassing family.

WIBU to sneak home, try to persuade my stupid ex to divorce me really fast and keep up the facade of my upper class life with my Oh's family? No one will find out and I'm quite sure my ex is still a total loser with no prospects so he'll totally agree.

I do t think anyone's guessed Gone With the Wind from a few pages back?

I was born in Italy. I was adopted by an American couple on the day i was born as their baby died. When I was little they moved to England.
Since then lots of strange things have happened . My first nanny hung herself, a priest was impaled, my mum fell from a height and lost the next baby and was then pushed out if the hospital window by my second nanny and died, and my dad was shot by police whilst trying to kill me on the alter.
Am i just really unlucky?

@minionsrule - The Omen

elephants

arghhhhh I can't remember, it's a great film, saw it last year.
I love it when she punches the nearly mil

canshop yes! I was chuffed to find this on Sky Cinema when i was off poorly last week, haven't seen the first one in ages

@minionsrule - Very scary!

Sweet home Alabama?

AIBU - to cut down my DD’s screen time? The other night I woke up to find her staring at the tv and talking to it - whispering ‘they’re here’ - WTF? She has now completely disappeared and the only way I can communicate with her is through the tv! I can also hear a right kerfuffle going on in her bedroom and all kinds of weird shit keeps happening in the house.

I have recently dumped my useless boyfriend and decided to get a flat mate. At first everything was fine but after a while she has really started to bug me, she got a dog without asking me, started buying the same clothes as me and even changed her hair style/color to be the same as mine.
I have now got back with boyfriend and she has really kicked off
Should i tell her to leave?

WIBU to play football even though my parents think it’s wrong?

canshop Poltergeist

@minionsrule - yep 😊

captain Total guess of Bend it like Beckham?

Yep sweet home Alabama - love that film!