To start another Facebook selling thread, because this one is just too good not to share?

[myshinynewusername]

Only 10 quid each, folks.

I know you are all going to want one!

A local lady is selling homemade cakes for special occasions. They are a bargain starting from only £40. This isn’t the worst one on the Facebook post either...

Who do you buy vagina necklaces for?? I mean I can't think of anyone that is an appropriate gift for. And if you are buying it yourself why would you want a mini vagina hanging between your boobs.

One of a kind you're not kidding !!

Omfg.. I've just seen the hair, vag necklaces and the 'cake' I'm really unsure as to what is worse now.

My selling pages are really boring, must try harder!

Nice cake Huey.

Now I really just have to see what the worst one looks like!

Just gonna leave this here

Dubious I'm actually laughing out loud

That cake is hilarious!

And wtf is that jar?

This is an Italian Job themed wedding cake. No, not a pale shiny arse with toy cars driving up the crack.

Then Echo Falls cake is hilarious, DH stopped snoring I laughed that loud.

Hopefully you can see this Lemons posting.

Lemons the funniest thing about the hair broach is the fact that underneath, the seller claims to be able to make one from hair from any hairbrush - it sounds like they actually believe that they have a special and highly desirable skill there!

I didn’t word that well! Meant to say this was the photo that Lemon posted, not calling the owner of the post a lemon!

I can see it. Thanks for that. 🤢

Why am I most upset by the misspelling of brooches?

Oh dear - there area few people at work in danger of getting one of those for secret santa

Omg at the hair brooch (why can’t people learn to spell)

I have a few to add!

My family are in for a treat this christmas!!!

Wont let me add anymore but there was a selection of empty spirit bottles as side lights and of course glittery mason jars 'hun'

I can't see Lemon's photo either :(

I thought the pom pom blanket was quite sweet and could imagine paying £3 for it.

£995

Scrap my last message.

Holy FUCK!

In the Victorian era people wore (beautiful) jewellery made from hair from people who had died as a type of memorial. So maybe that’s what the (nightmare) hair brooch is for?

Annandale

I was at that too, but underneath it said £9.95.

...so not much over budget...

The pickled people were bad then I saw the vag on a string then the hair brooch...gonna have nightmares now! Creepiest is still the pickled people...

I’m sorry but Who would think that putting a pompom blanket on a baby was a good idea?

Assuming you’re a normal person in a normal house with a normal baby and the sky hasn’t fallen in - a load of homemade pom-poms sounds like something a baby would have in lots of little bits of wool very quickly and if they them stated putting them in their mouth or nose it could be disastrous. Scary thing.