To start another Facebook selling thread, because this one is just too good not to share?

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Only 10 quid each, folks.

I know you are all going to want one!

donttickle I'm not entirely sure why that's been posted, there's nothing wrong with it and macrame/wall hangings are all the rage right now. Keep it hanging

Ok so not as good as the hairy hair accessories, vagina brooch or bum in a jar, but I give you...fairy garden furniture!

I saw this a couple of days ago and have been waiting for one of these threads to come along!

What about this £200 ‘Geniune antique’

If anyone pays £200 for that antique, they deserve to be scammed

@katatty87 what are the snowman insides?!

I mean...there’s no way these aren’t stolen, right?!

That Genuine Antique looks like ds when he had chicken pox.

Help me. I'm DYING of a combination of cringefection and horroritis

Bisexual trainers

I feel like the horrible pickled people don’t deserve a Facebook tat thread because - while they are hideous and repulsive - they are arguably well made and recogniseabe as pickled people. So if you were in to them you’d probably be pleased to buy one maybe?

The fairy furniture is so shit and pointless though. Who the fuck is parting with actual human money for that?

Form an orderly queue .

Breast milk jewellery anyone???

Milky Memories. Worst name ever!!

Which is a shame because some of the designs look nice.

I must say, that I would have probably chosen to have breast milk jewellery if I was successful at breastfeeding.

I wouldn’t go round telling everyone about it but it would be a well done gift to myself for doing it

I love that the person who made the pickled people was evidently more at home with male genitalia than female, judging by their efforts!

Jewel-encrusted candles. Surely you can’t actually burn them??

Next level glitter glasses. I don’t fancy drinking out of a bobbly glass, doesn’t seem very comfortable...

The bits stuck on those glasses would wash off wouldn’t they?

those cakes look exactly like the "offerings" a local woman used to post on Facebook (I'm not on there any more so don't know her latest)... then shockingly the kitchen table underneath the last one also looks like hers.... all I will say is I wouldn't be eating them (not envy).
There are so many horrific tat things for sake. Do these people actually sell them? I make lots of things & am really self deprecating- but even mine are better than this shite!!!

Crying with laughter at these!!

Thank you insomnia for leading me to this thread!

@Don'ttickle i retract that post!! Keep it hanging!

@DeusEx it's a tube to fill with money or sweets.... obviously ..... 🙄🙄

Beautiful. And it's a bargain!

I have so many questions about this...

These are both £15 each.

Haha glitteryfluff that reminds me of this picture