To start another Facebook selling thread, because this one is just too good not to share?

[myshinynewusername]

Only 10 quid each, folks.

I know you are all going to want one!

Sorry I wouldnt give you £1.50 for that hideous Moses basket. Why? Just why? That tutuesk monstrosity is for the adult. Babies don’t care for pink frills as long as they are cared for.

This is the worst FB tat thread ever. Well done!

That is the most glorious Facebook tat Moses basket I have ever seen.

More, more! This thread is too short!

Ahem .... I think I can beat the OP

I love you myshiny and soubriquet

good work lemon

Lemon, seriously!?

You win so far lemon what the actual fuck?

Pickled People! We made them at Brownies years ago from old tights and cotton wool. Thankfully Brown Owl taught us a less detailed version!

My Nan, bless her, had them on her shelf until she died!

Do they sell eye bleach to go with them !?!

I can’t see Lemons

Someone please screenshot it!!

I think this is a police sting because anyone who purchases one of these is clearly a psychopath

Dear God why. I just don't understand.

I can never unsee this.

Oh god Lemon. It will be fingernail earrings next

Can’t see Lemons either

I can't see Lemon's photo either.

Judging from the comments underneath it, I really, really need to see it!

WTAF? They are disturbing!

They are vile!.

I need to see Lemons pic now!

In the meantime, I have found just the thing for all your Christmas number twos.

I'll try posting the pic again (sorry to inflict it twice folks )

I remember “pickled bums” being sold thirty years ago. They were a jokey craft thing, made out of old tights and cotton wool. The idea has evidently been, erm, developed.

I admire the detailing even as I recoil from the aesthetic impact.

Sorry about the picture quality, it's on my kindle. However that does not excuse the 'craft work'