IWBU to wash my mouth out with bleach

[TheWholeHog]

Was sick in bed all day yesterday and couldn’t get up to brush my teeth. I brushed them just now and they were icky...so icky that the thought “soak them in bleach” flitted rapidly into my mind. I had just finished cleaning the bathroom, but still.

Please tell me I’m not the only one that has these “WTF, brain?” moments?

Go back to bed!

I'm ill at the moment and yesterday saw my cats big black bushy tail hanging down from behind the curtain - my first thought is it MUST be a raccoon that's somehow got in here and is about to attack me. night nurse and a nap was over due.

I was driving down a country lane after a tooth extraction and saw a weasel (stoat maybe?) and my first thought was that it was a giant caterpillar!

I am actually back in bed now, Knittedfairies. Getting up was a stupid idea.