AIBU to want a naice smooth fanjo??

[Kittycuddles]

SO just that really

Pros of my vagene

• Sex

• Masturbation

Cons of my fanjalina jolie

• Ingrown hairs leave it looking like a hormonal teenage boys beard when he has shaved with a chlamlydia infected sword of a wilkos off brand 6th century razors.

• My naice clean and neat n nice tidy landing strip now looks like what I would imagine Satans Gotee to look like. (soz b)

• My hair grows back at a weird kinky wackamole fairground speed, why??

I even used a mud mask on my lady face when masking my REAL lady face earlier this morning.

Am I REALLY being stupid and naive to think that my life would be so much better emotionally if I could just have a naice smoothy smooth movie vaginal beauty.

Also how?? Do you manage a clean shave that lasts days?

Am I doing something wrong??

Am I excessively dirty?

I do wash down there.

Honest

Soz for the tmi but fed up of my fanjos fur coat having to hide my now rampant (two whole spots from picking an ingrown hair (or two)) lady face acne!

My dbf bless him doesn't seem to notice but it genuinaly makes me reaallll self conscious.

Especially as I have some unfortunate chemical burns from a bad mistake (slight mistake) with some veet or nair when I was much younger (two months ago) and definitely didn't repeat the whole dreaded acid process again naively a few weeks later (I totally did)

But it was all in my aim and quest for some smoothey smooth lady times

Minus the now burn scars

THANKS

Well OP, you did put this in AIBU...

Ah well. As I said, it gave me a giggle, I'm hundreds of miles away from a poorly DD, clients are competing for my time (sounds far more heart warming than it actually is), and I've had shit nights' sleep, plus I lost my horse a few weeks ago, add in a cold and chest infection and Life is just not a hoot right now, so anything that raises a smile is much appreciated (the smile being at the batty writing style, not the pain you've been in OP).

AuntBeastie why is yours public??

Pubic hair is designed to wick things away from the groin area so your hard working vagina and vulva can stay clean.

Saying you remove hair for cleanliness is absurd, where do you think all the stuff goes that would have been caught on the hairs? It stays on the skin and vulva. Meaning you have far more bacteria hanging around where it shouldn’t be.

If cleanliness is what You’re after, clean.

1. Do what the fuck you like - your fanjo, your rulez hun.

2. Please don't tell us about it. No, really, please don't.

3. Stop rubbing your thighs together while you read the replies.

Hope that helps.

Using men’s close shave razors is a god send OP. Your post definitely gave me an uplift for the morning

Sorry OP, just advanced searched you - scrub (3) (should have realised, you didn't start with troll boilerplate of "not a troll, naice ham, penis beaker etc.") 1 and 2 still stand though!

Your fanny is none of my business. I see no reason for that to change.

You need a hobby
Don’t do creative writing

Sorry OP your not getting anyone to describe their prirate parts to you.
Kind ofrom defeats the object for you.

Do what the fuck you like with it. The only person who cares is you.

If you need to strip all your pubes off in order to have decent sex/a decent wank then you are doing it wrong!

also stop trying so hard to be wacky - it's not working!

YANBU to want to have your "lady face" however you want it; YABU to expect anyone else to be remotely interested.

Ooooh please give me attention

You're trying to hard to be funny and it's making me cringe myself inside out.

OMG it's called your fucking VULVA ffs !!!!

Sorry OP your not getting anyone to describe their prirate parts to you.
Kind ofrom defeats the object for you.

Would they be the parts you cover under your eye patch?

Your quest for a smooth fanny sounds like more trouble than it's worth. Plus, you are never achieving the look you want anyway. Can't you just grow it a bit? Doesn't need to be the full 70s bush, but perhaps a nicely-tended lawn?

If you are determined to achieve full smoothness, you should probably invest in a laser salon treatments.

You're not using naice correctly

Just stop

Lol at 'miserable gits'. Not everyone is fascinated by what people choose to do with their pubic hair thankfully.

Then why comment on the thread?

Thank you for sharing.

I was tryna use mn appropiate language

You have read this site?

Haaaaa. I enjoyed your post OP

DEFINITELY laser hair removal. Best thing I ever done. I am now as smooth as a dolphin from the lashes down. And NO ingrown hairs since the first session although I used to suffer with waxing !

Post isn't funny overall but I did like 'fanjalina jolie'

I do not want to see 'naice' used in this context