AIBU to want a naice smooth fanjo??

[Kittycuddles]

SO just that really

Pros of my vagene

• Sex

• Masturbation

Cons of my fanjalina jolie

• Ingrown hairs leave it looking like a hormonal teenage boys beard when he has shaved with a chlamlydia infected sword of a wilkos off brand 6th century razors.

• My naice clean and neat n nice tidy landing strip now looks like what I would imagine Satans Gotee to look like. (soz b)

• My hair grows back at a weird kinky wackamole fairground speed, why??

I even used a mud mask on my lady face when masking my REAL lady face earlier this morning.

Am I REALLY being stupid and naive to think that my life would be so much better emotionally if I could just have a naice smoothy smooth movie vaginal beauty.

Also how?? Do you manage a clean shave that lasts days?

Am I doing something wrong??

Am I excessively dirty?

I do wash down there.

Honest

Soz for the tmi but fed up of my fanjos fur coat having to hide my now rampant (two whole spots from picking an ingrown hair (or two)) lady face acne!

My dbf bless him doesn't seem to notice but it genuinaly makes me reaallll self conscious.

Especially as I have some unfortunate chemical burns from a bad mistake (slight mistake) with some veet or nair when I was much younger (two months ago) and definitely didn't repeat the whole dreaded acid process again naively a few weeks later (I totally did)

But it was all in my aim and quest for some smoothey smooth lady times

Minus the now burn scars

THANKS

I find an orbital sander does the trick.
Then I complete my treatment with a mud mask to my "lady face". No need for a fancy mud mask, just mud from the garden will do.
Smooth as a baby's bottom I am.

@Jozen
Just nearly spat my tea everywhere

Oh OP this made me laugh 😂

I share your pain. When I shave I end up with spots, ingrown hairs and burn. A couple of months ago DH kindly told me that it actually looked more of a mess and maybe I should just grow the hair back. So now I have slightly-more-than a landing strip and keep it trimmed and I have to agree with him, it’s all looking much better. I think waxing is the only way really to be super smooth but I am far too much of a prude to get my fanjo out for a stranger and as you say the home kits are rubbish (last time I tried one it hardly removed any hair and left lots of wax on me that would not come off at all, and just got all stuck to my knickers for the next few days)

I shave using coconut oil and then also apply coconut oil after to soothe it.

Wtf have I just read? A mud mask on your lady face? Hhmmm, I suspect you may just have something different than a vagene going on in your lovely not-so-lovely lady lady face.

Hmmmm

Get a Philips lumea!

Ok then

I never had problems with ingrowing hairs for the many years I shaved mine to please STBXH what was I thinking? using a swivel-headed razor & lots of soap.

It's all grown back now & looks fantastic & DP much prefers it. I'm currently experimenting with growing my armpit hair as I & DP think it looks sexy.

I'll keep shaving my legs though

Do what you like with yours, BTW, but stop putting face masks on it doesn't it sting?

I never understand posts like this, if you kee doing something that is hurting you, and that you don’t have to do, then stop doing it.

Why on earth would you do anything else? I can sort of understand people doing it if they enjoy it, and feel it looks “better” (though I can’t see it myself, always reminds me of the chicken just before I put a roast on), but if it’s looking awful and you’re damaging the skin, then why oh why wouldn’t you leave it alone?

What a waste of life.

Makes me wonder if you're an autogynephile, to be perfectly honest.

I got mine lasered. It’s never grown back apart from a few strays. I’ll look a right state in my nursing home, but I won’t care by then 😂

Wondering what exactly makes a public triangle ‘naice’ - did you get it in Waitrose?

Seriously though stop piling on weird shit down there, no wonder it’s a mess. Clay masks ffs. It’s a finely tuned system that looks after itself without interference. The only thing you should be using (if anything at all) is an unscented and ph balanced wash.

If your skin doesnt suit waxing then theres nothing you can really do. If yiu really want it smooth you just have to shave it every day or two.

I dont think it will improve your life as much as you think though.
Im sure your partner realises that as a mammal , you do actually grow hair in these places and there will be times it isnt as smooth as others

Stop trying to make an area designed to have hair, hairless?

Embrace the fact you’re (hopefully having written this) an adult human female with actual adult body hair.

Little girls have no body hair. Adults (All adults) do have body hair.

Maybe if you stop treating your body like it’s supposed to be prepubescent to please you, not only will you lose the pain and discomfort, you might also lose the childish language.

Just leave it alone. Embrace the hairs. They do a good job. A smooth pubic region is not for adult women.

Ignore the miserable gits here, OP.

I loved fangalina jolie

I Veet and have never had any problems. Waxing is expensive and painful.

And please don't pluck! 😱

When I said I shave mine, I didn't mean I shave it all off!
I tried that once and it looked fucking horrible.
Just shave the sides neatly and the undercarriage if you enjoy that. Definitely leave yourself a bush up top.

Get extensions. Or a weave.

Go for a professional wax. No looking back!

As far as I’m concerned the hair is there for a reason. Any shaving, waxing etc I’ve ever done has caused irritation and no hair at all just means soreness in my experience. Give the poor old girl a break!

FWIW, I am not ‘a miserable git’ I just happen to enjoy different humour to that of my 12 year old self. It goes with my adult pubis.

when I was much younger (two months ago) and definitely didn't repeat the whole dreaded acid process again naively a few weeks later (I totally did)

If you got chemical burns two months ago, then repeated it a couple of weeks later then stop messing around with it til it heals properly.

FWIW, I am not ‘a miserable git’ I just happen to enjoy different humour to that of my 12 year old self. It goes with my adult pubis.

I wasn't refeeeinf to your post, more the troll hunters. But wow, different people find different things funny, shocker!

Not everyone removes pubic hair to look pre-pubescent. I remove it for cleanliness reasons, as does my DH.

Lol at 'miserable gits'. Not everyone is fascinated by what people choose to do with their pubic hair thankfully.