AIBU to want a naice smooth fanjo??

[Kittycuddles]

SO just that really

Pros of my vagene

• Sex
  

• Masturbation
  

Cons of my fanjalina jolie

• Ingrown hairs leave it looking like a hormonal teenage boys beard when he has shaved with a chlamlydia infected sword of a wilkos off brand 6th century razors.
  

• My naice clean and neat n nice tidy landing strip now looks like what I would imagine Satans Gotee to look like. (soz b)
  

• My hair grows back at a weird kinky wackamole fairground speed, why??
  

I even used a mud mask on my lady face when masking my REAL lady face earlier this morning.

Am I REALLY being stupid and naive to think that my life would be so much better emotionally if I could just have a naice smoothy smooth movie vaginal beauty.

Also how?? Do you manage a clean shave that lasts days?

Am I doing something wrong??

Am I excessively dirty?

I do wash down there.


Honest

Soz for the tmi but fed up of my fanjos fur coat having to hide my now rampant (two whole spots from picking an ingrown hair (or two)) lady face acne!

My dbf bless him doesn't seem to notice but it genuinaly makes me reaallll self conscious.

Especially as I have some unfortunate chemical burns from a bad mistake (slight mistake) with some veet or nair when I was much younger (two months ago) and definitely didn't repeat the whole dreaded acid process again naively a few weeks later (I totally did)


But it was all in my aim and quest for some smoothey smooth lady times

Minus the now burn scars

THANKS

[TheClitterati]

You're an adult human. You have body hair. You want to be in a constant battle with nature that's your choice, but it's not going to be easy.

[NotUmbongoUnchained]

Venus olay razor. It’s the only one that doesn’t give me a rash.

[sunshineandshowers21]

not sure if this actually works but my friend swears by using moisturiser instead of shaving cream.

[LuckyAmy1986]

I am glad I have a sense of humour. As in, this is not funny to me.