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To ask if you could be a celeb who would you be?

36 replies

iLoveSpaDays · 26/09/2018 22:21

What celeb would you be & why?

I'd be Ariana Grande because she's beautiful, has a fantastic voice (talking&singing) and she has a lot going for her.

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AlphaBravo · 26/09/2018 22:25

She's tweenage idiot tbh.

lolarose896 · 26/09/2018 22:28

I don't think I would like to be a celebrity, the money would be nice but I would hate having to look perfect all the time and everyone judging your every move! Grin

iLoveSpaDays · 26/09/2018 22:32

Maybe I should of put, "if you had to be a celeb" haha

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Lynne1Cat · 26/09/2018 22:32

None - they all end up either:

believing they are something better than they are or

on drugs/drink or

being hounded by press or

having failed relationships

QueenDoris · 26/09/2018 22:34

I’d be Gwyneth Paltrow so I could dream up increasingly batshit mental ideas of products for women to stick up their foof and then flog them to mugs for zillions of pounds.

FissionChips · 26/09/2018 22:34

Piers Morgan. Then I’d kill myself/himself.

It would be my gift to the world.

MrsDeanWinchester75 · 26/09/2018 22:35

Amal Clooney for obvious reasons

Grimtimes · 26/09/2018 22:36

I think going forward Ariana will have a lot of problems...her life although successful has had a lot of tragedy.
Not sure who'd I'd want to be...too much scrutiny and can never have a day off and always having to look good. Too much pressure. Rather be secret millionaire Wink

iLoveSpaDays · 26/09/2018 22:36

@FissionChips good or haha. Sometimes I like him when he speaks his mind about something I agree with. Most of the time he's a twat though!

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SummersB · 26/09/2018 22:37

Whatever Tom Hardy‘s wife is called... her!

catinboots9 · 26/09/2018 22:39

Zara Tindall

All the trappings of royalty but none of the responsibility. Hugely talented, world champion in her sport.

Okay I'd have to shag Mike Tindall But if I'm Zara I must fancy him so that would be ok!

brieandcrackers · 26/09/2018 22:40

Hmm... possibly Emilia Clarke - she is gorgeous, seems lovely and has snogged some utterly gorgeous men throughout her TV/film career!!

If I were a male celebrity, Jeff Goldbum hands down. What a character.

catinboots9 · 26/09/2018 22:40

Obvs am aware ZT has had huge heartbreak in her life. Never one to state "lighthearted' but can never be too sure on MN these days

McFugget · 26/09/2018 22:42

Funny, I was thinking about this the other day. I would have to pick M.I.A. Beautiful, talented, clever and doesn't shake her tits for the menz.

LightDrizzle · 26/09/2018 22:42

Tricky! I wouldn’t want to be someone under a lot of pressure looks wise. It depends how you are defining celebrity.
I think I’d want to ge a musician. Yes! I’d like to be Chrissie Hynde.

booandbumpp · 26/09/2018 22:42

Think I'd go for Jennifer Lawrence

KlutzyDraconequus · 26/09/2018 22:43

The only thing I'd like of a celebrity is the money.

I wouldn't like the hours, the lack of privacy, the being in show, etc.

ImTakingTheEssence · 26/09/2018 22:43

Id quite like to see what jonny depp gets up to.

AppleKatie · 26/09/2018 22:45

Zara Tindall is a good shout.

Although perhaps her brother (Peter? Not sure tbh) even better because he’s even more obscure but with the added bonus of male priviledge.

Or else someone like Emma Watson.

ilovepixie · 26/09/2018 23:01

I would be Victoria Beckham then I would get to see David's Willy every day 😂😂

Booom · 26/09/2018 23:05

Annie Lennox. Strong beautiful and grounded.

PawneeParksDept · 26/09/2018 23:06

Lily James. Reasons obvious 😄

iLoveSpaDays · 26/09/2018 23:10

@ilovepixie haha good thinking!

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Sparklesocks · 26/09/2018 23:12

I’m not sure but I think someone low key who is respected in the public eye but the paps generally leave alone, I’d just hole up in my posh house and go on loads of holidays!!

I think Ariana is great, really talented and has been through a lot.

CSIblonde · 26/09/2018 23:12

Mariah Carey, cos after watching her reality show, lounging on a chaise longue spilling out of lingerie that probably cost the same as my car (while my mahoosive entourage do all the boring 'life' stuff) seems kinda relaxing. Obviously the singing bit I'd have to outsource.

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