Background; Before people start this is tongue in cheek!!
I'm on a train. All trains to where I'm going are cancelled and so I'm having to do a three hour diversion. I've not eaten since last night and I'm blooming hungry!
The train is packed due to all the cancellations. I can't make it to the buffet carriage to buy any food. There is a nice man sitting next to me; we've chatted a bit and he is eating those caramel waffle things you eat with coffee and get a lot on the continent. He has a whole pack of mini ones. There must be 25 in there. Anyway he offered me one and I took one.
It was bloody amazing. Now I'm sitting here almost drooling at the sight of them. He's gradually eating the whole pack! I want another one!! WIBU to offer to relieve him of another one?!

I literally want to take the 