Your cf of the day story please.

[Aprilshowersnowastorm]

Just got into my car to do the school run-(not parked right outside) , glanced at my front door and see a man standing there, stared at him while he put out his cigarette in the ashtray my ds keeps tucked beside a plant pot!! Then he walked off!!
Speechless tbh!!
Who has been your cf today?

I think I've been a CF today...by accident. A school mum friend emailed me a draft copy of her leaflet for her new company. It was a group email and I scanned the email quick before opening the attachment. I thought she had said to give her my opinion so 1 wrote her an a4 page of what I liked and didn't and suggestions on how to improve it and clicked send as I was late for school run. Didn't see her at school so checked emails to see she hadn't replied. When I re-read and realised she had wrote here's the final draft if there any spelling errors please let me know.

I'm a CF....by accident. I'll look at the floor when I do school pick up from now on.

@dustarr73 Maybe I was not too precise in my description, I (and everyone else) had the online booking / reservation (through one of the booking platforms), which is scanned then at the physical ticket desk at the venue and actual paper tickets are issued.

@silvercuckoo the brass neck!!

@Silvercuckoo,i reread it and then realised.i read it arseways

I was an accidental CF today. Queuing at self service and the staff member says there's a cash only till available, asks everyone in the queue if they're paying by cash. The 7 or so people in front of me said no, so he beckoned me over. Only for someone to decide they would pay by cash, getting to the till first and him ferrying me to a different till, both of us rather embarrassed.

Thats theft,i would be going ot the police
No, it's not

@FiveNightsAtMummys I'm sorry for laughing but 😂😂😂😂 bless you! I'd text a massive apology now 😂 tbf at least if she is still looking for spelling issues she has time to change it if she agrees with your points!

The woman I keep meeting in the precinct with the yappy aggressive dogs who apparently feels repeatedly entitled to comment on my appearance and the fact that I'm apparently "miserable looking"

Blimey silver that's amazing CFery

CF old lady next door rang me to say her toilet was blocked and could i sort it out, Apparently everyone else was busy/out of town.I go round with my rubber plunger..She didnt tell me that the lav had been blocked for 3 days.

@silvercuckoo I would not be able to let that go, kudos to you for rising above

Go to the supermarket after the morning school run with my youngest in tow, bit of a mad rush so I'm literally sporting bedhead hair that I've tried unsuccessfully to throw up into a messy bun - it just looks a mess - also wearing old jeans, but have on nice enough coat and trainers. Go to look in reduced bit (everyone loves a bargain, right?) and another Mum with a smaller child, who has obviously spent hours getting ready that morning and has perfectly flawless makeup, literally looks me up and down as I walk past her to get to reduced bit. Grrr......

@Rudezebra what is it then.I wouldnt count a 5 grand painting as a small keepsake.Would you?

@silvercuckoo I think I'd go bananas if I didn't say something

I will probably let it go. They definitely did not do it to steal the tickets - they are very well off. And then a question of plausible deniability. It could be that they arrived early to spend more time and then a child was suddenly taken ill. One cannot also discount hackers breaking into one of other guests' emails and - look, free tickets! - taking their evil hacker family for a day out. Many possibilities really. I'll probably just spit in their tea next time they are around my place. Friendship is friendship, after all.

@Toastiesalldaylong so sorry for your loss, what an insensitive CF

Prince Andrew for demanding we fork out £2m for his DD's wedding

He has done no such thing. We always pay the security bill for royal weddings. Some MPs are saying he should pay the security bill for Eugenie's wedding or she should have a less public wedding involving fewer celebrities but he hasn't demanded anything. At worst, those organising the wedding have assumed that the normal security arrangements should apply.

Oh silvercuckoo you are a better person than I am!! I would HAVE to mention it even just in passing, in a non-confrontational to watch if they squirm. They need to know that you know!!

Oh come on @silvercuckoo you can't be that nice, of course you must say something!

This is why they have plenty of money, Silvercuckoo, because they take advantage of people's generosity.I'd be asking them for the price of the tickets.

@silvercuckoo They’re taking you for a ride - you must say something!!

I've been a CF today. But will get flowers and chocolates sent to make up for it. I assumed a favour would be okay but needed to actually ask. It's hard to not take people for granted if they are always willing to help when asked.

@silvercuckoo They used you for a free day out you did not deserve to be treated that way.

I needed this today. Was going to an appointment in the centre of my village. As usual it’s packed with commuter cars. I drove past the car park, it was full. Turned around on on my way back past the car park I noticed a car just about to leave. So I waited at the entrance with my indicator on so the car could leave (it’s a very small car park!) As soon as the car had left a woman in a stupidly large Range Rover zoomed along from the opposite direction and straight into the space! She definitely saw me. My jaw dropped and she just shrugged. People here are so fucking annoying with their massive cars.

No one's pissed me off today actually