to say "please" and "thank you" to Alexa, so she kills me last?

[ISnappedAndFarted]

DP says I'm being weird but I've seen iRobot. At the very least I can get her on side.

Yabu to accept round the clock robots monitoring you.

Ahh, but she may interpret this as weakness!

I saw please and thank you as the 6 year old was starting to talk to humans as if they were Google Home.

We are constantly monitored regardless these days.

Yabu to even go down the pointless robot route. I've seen Wall-E - this will only end in human beings turning into blobs floating around on lilos, unable to lift a finger for themselves.

I swear at her. She'll kill me first. In fact she's already started, everything I ask for gets the response "shuffling songs by oasis". Death by 90s indie music.

It makes no difference. You have still made her your slave. You are doomed. I won’t use the bloody things. I’ve seen too much 1970’s sci-fi (not in the 70’s)!

When I tell her she's useless she gives me information about supplying feedback to her overlord

It's "I, Robot" not iRobot. It's not an apple product ffs...

I say please and thank you. It's just polite.

Do you really want to be killed last though? I want to go first.

Medea13 OK chill out.