to say Dunelm Mill's lime & basil reed diffuser smells like a damp flannel on the point of going mildewy?

[A580Hojas]

I know they're only cheap but why can't they do beautiful everyday reed diffuser fragrances like wot you can get in the Spanish equivalent of Waitrose?

Also, why can't you get the coconut and strawberry healthy ice lollies here either?

What else would you import to the UK from abroad if you could?