AIBU to expect my cat not to blame me?

[Dancingfairydreams]

DCat had a scrap last week with a dog, caused untold amount of distress, was very touch & go, not to mention the vet bills! Lovely dcat is on crate rest, only allowed out of the crate with supervision & can only eat fresh chicken...but it's my fault completely isn't it? I caused all this & dcat is right to blame me & take out her frustration on me...obvs!

It's a good job i adore dcat really....

You think as a servant you can tell DCat what to do?

Of course it's your fault, you love her really but you must be humble and accept full responsibility

Of course it's your fault. She is the boss and is never the cause of any kind of trouble!

Silly human

YABU. Everything is the humans fault. That is Rule 1 of Cat. 🐈

I don’t know how you’ve got the gall to post here really... it’s beyond outrageous

Everything is your fault and you will be punished. Don’t leave anything expensive where the cat can puke on it. Hope your furry overlord makes a good recovery

Yabu not to have thrown yourself in between your dcat and the ddog.
Take your punishment like a good cat slave.

I hope it's the best free range chicken?

Through feline eyes 🐱 you're registering very highly on the CF scale.

Clearly your fault, you should be bending over backwards to make amends. I'm ashamed for you

I concede defeat & accept all responsibility for this misadventure & all future troubles she has! I will continue to allow her to take out her frustrations on my arms...what else are they for?! She of course has free range chicken, she also has super expensive stuff from the posh pet shop but that's not quite good enough either ... I really must try harder!

I feel like my cats think I can control the rain and when its too hot like I control the central heating. They look at me like 'why are you doing this?'

Try mixing the free range chicken with caviar, works a treat when I've been a stupid human.

You’re a human and she is a cat. Of course it is all you or fault. I can’t believe you even had to ask!

I hope it's the best free range chicken?
Organic for crying out loud! Free-range is what you feed the dog. And don't forget to hand-feed every tender morsel to DCat while grovelling.

I feel like my cats think I can control the rain and when its too hot like I control the central heating. They look at me like 'why are you doing this?'

Haha mine too.