Aibu to never go to sleep again?.......To spit or not to spit?

[2beesornot2beesthatisthehoney]

......after the dream I had this morning?
So I was meeting Prince Edward, -as you do- and offered out my hand to shake his. He greeted me instead with a full on, deep, back of the throat kiss. Then if that wasn’t bad enough, he left half his tongue behind in my mouth!
The dream finale was me trying to work out the royalty etiquette of whether to spit it out or not!!!!

Anyone else able to relate any dreams that they rather they hadn’t had?

Well that wasn't what I expected!

I once dreamt Jeremy Clarkson shagged me over a car bonnet. It was the most vile and revolting dream ever. Every so often I get a flashback and feel sick.

I'm saying nothing. It's too early in the morning

Ha, I had James May in a dream, I quite liked it!

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I once dreamt I had a furtive fumble with Nigel Farage in a VW camper van