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To wonder if anyone else will admit to being a soap dodger?

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blueberrycoconut · 18/08/2018 13:20

I often can’t be arsed. Dh has to prompt me. Anyone else?

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MarthasGinYard · 19/08/2018 07:52

You just sound like a general can't be arsed minger. Your OH must be similar.

Do you regularly wash clothes and bed linen?

Lethaldrizzle · 19/08/2018 08:28

The only time I shower before having sex is if we happen to have sex after I have a shower. The only time I shower after sex is if it's during the day and I'm meeting people. Otherwise I stay all dirty and just shagged. Revolting I know!

RoseWhiteTips · 19/08/2018 11:19

I was joking about the head shaving.

blueberrycoconut · 19/08/2018 11:27

When they are dirty, yeah. I am a minger, ‘tis true.

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PollyFlinderz · 19/08/2018 11:30

Blueberry you're officially a minger!!!!!

Well done!!!!

Congratulations!!!!

I hope these Glitterballs will make up for the fact we dont have any Champagne or a Crown for you. Grin

Glitterball Glitterball Glitterball Glitterball

Squidgee · 19/08/2018 11:44

@blueberrycoconut

I showered. Did you manage it?

blueberrycoconut · 19/08/2018 11:51

Yeah Grin

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PollyFlinderz · 19/08/2018 11:55

For Squidgie and Blueberry!

Glitterball Glitterball Glitterball

PaulHollywoodsSexGut · 19/08/2018 12:04

There’s so much utter dickheadery on this thread

[hides thread]
[covers self in fox poo]

Flatpackjackie · 19/08/2018 12:07

Why don't you cut your hair to a manageable length, blueberry? Why have it so long and stinky?

Squidgee · 19/08/2018 12:11

having had both shortish and long hair, its easier to hide that long hair needs washing than it is short hair.

Long hair can be tied back, short hair just goes all limp and straggly.

MeyMary · 19/08/2018 12:14

@Flatpackjackie

I occasionally have greasy hair. (Which is not the same as stinky btw...)

But I simply put it up in a plait, bun etc and it ends up looking perfectly fine / neat.

Which isn't possible with short hair...

motortroll · 19/08/2018 12:26

I don't shower everyday. I don't feel I need to. I'm also not an obsessive hand washer just rinse and run.

I do get worse if I'm feeling low but then I don't dress properly or brush my hair either!

blueberrycoconut · 19/08/2018 12:30

I don’t want to cut it. I like my hair like this.

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jadeywadeyyox · 19/08/2018 12:30

It's fine not to shower EVERY day, studies show its better to bathe a few times a week.
But not washing your hands is VILE.
All the germs all over your hands is gross.
How do you stick your hands up your girls hoo-ha with those filthy hands 🤮

blueberrycoconut · 19/08/2018 12:31

What ze fuck

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ChanklyBore · 19/08/2018 12:33

I didn’t know there was so much judgement in the world. Is it really difficult to think of reasons why people don’t shower once/twice a day every day? I don’t think it is. Nor do I think people who don’t deserve this type of bashing. So many people who can’t possibly fathom why people would put just jump in the shower when it takes five minutes max, right?

Right.

Not everyone has a shower. Not everyone has a clean shower. A safe shower. One that doesn’t take 20 minutes to even run tepid, one that isn’t connected to dubious electricals, one that doesn’t contribute massively to the mould on the walls and your child’s asthma every time you use it. Not everyone has the money to run a shower daily and to heat the water needed, especially when multiplied across a household. Not everyone has multiple bathrooms in a house allowing everyone who lives there to jump in whenever they feel like it, many people wanting to shower will encounter a locked door, a queue, or a rota. Not everyone lives in a safe home where they are able to shower unmolested, in a place where taking off all your clothes and reducing your ability to hear what is going on around you is fine to do. Many people live in clothes and layers as armour - against other people, and against themselves. There are many people who cannot bear to look at themselves without clothes and to whom showering is a ordeal. There are many people who genuinely cannot leave their young children in order to have a shower, I’m not talking about just leaving the baby in the cot for five minutes, I’m talking about having multiple and/or challenging young children in difficult circumstances and how some days there just isn’t a way. Especially when you add in the other factors above. There are many people who are elderly or unable to access the shower even if they have one. Some have to wait for help. Some are afraid of falling.

There are so many reasons. I didn’t live in a house with a shower in it until I was 27. I’m only in my 30s now. I have lived in a sexually abusive house where entering the bathroom was a red rag to a bull. I’ve lived in houses populated by mould and twice I have lived without any hot water in my home at all for periods of several months - once as a teenager and once as a new parent.

Just stop calling people disgusting. Just. Stop. And for all those people who can’t possibly imagine why someone wouldn’t ‘just’ shower, like it is always that simple, just try for one minute to step out of your own personal bubble and realise that not everyone lives like you.

Ignoramusgiganticus · 19/08/2018 12:39

I'm not bothered about people not washing every single day but bloody hell, not washing your hands every single time you go to the loo is absolutely rank. Even just running your hands under cold water with no soap is better than nothing.
Ok you might not touch yourself or piss but you do touch the toilet handle which everyone else had touched hopefully

And don't start me on men who hold their willies in toilets and then don't wash their hands Angry

Squidgee · 19/08/2018 13:13

"How do you stick your hands up your girls hoo-ha with those filthy hands 🤮"

Last I checked, I wasn't able to get my hands up there, and what on earth are you doing up there that requires both hands?

Squidgee · 19/08/2018 13:16

@Chanklybore Thank you. Very well said. So many posters on this thread who can't see outside their own little bubble.

DianaPrincessOfThemyscira · 19/08/2018 13:23

@katielouise3

Just because you posted and name checked me twice yesterday, I have showered today and am in fresh pyjamas Grin

ElspethFlashman · 19/08/2018 13:24

Charleybore but this is MN, where there is competitive cleanliness.

"I shower every day!"
"I shower twice a day!"
"Well I shower three times a day and also before AND after sex! My skin has peeled off in one big sheet! I win!"

See also: MN competitive laundry, MN competitive towel usage, MN competitive Zoflora-ing, MN competitive batch cooking MN competitive vacuuming.

DianaPrincessOfThemyscira · 19/08/2018 13:25

I’m actually intrigued by @jadeywadeyyox comment about sticking both hands up your foof Confused. I do occasionally use a couple of fingers to insert or remove my mooncup but yes I do wash my hands.

PollyFlinderz · 19/08/2018 13:27

*Last I checked, I wasn't able to get my hands up there, and what on earth are you doing up there that requires both hands?]

Grin
CanYouHearThat · 19/08/2018 13:27

Well said chanlklybore.

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