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to think leaving your tat in the woods isn't 'magical'?

149 replies

OpiningGambit · 13/08/2018 23:45

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45168316

Looking at some of these 'fairy doors' - they're not even good! I've seen beautiful ones hidden away before, and actually quite liked them, but this is just leaving your kids toys in the woods, surely?

Or am I a mean old lady? Grin

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AjasLipstick · 14/08/2018 00:36

If there were three or four made up only of materials found in the woods then that MIGHT have a bit of magic. I'm talking chairs of acorns and tables of a piece of bark etc. This plastic shite from the pound shop adds nothing but mess.

AjasLipstick · 14/08/2018 00:37

Katie but they're using tacky, plastic shit! Fairies don't have pound shops to buy spinning flowers from. They have their own bloody flowers! Real ones.

Plimmy · 14/08/2018 00:44

I asked the fairies at the bottom of the garden about all this and they were outraged. Said they thought the doors were hideous and they are dreading fairy UPVC windows becoming the next trend.

MidniteScribbler · 14/08/2018 00:49

I think they are really cute, and just a bit of fun. There are some miserable articles on this thread! And in real life too, if people are complaining! Bet the are the ones who hate Christmas, making sandcastles, going to the swings and slides when you're an adult, and all things that are 'fun' coz they're grumpy fuckers.

Building sandcastles and adults going on swings and slides do not have the potential to harm wildlife, nor do they involve leaving plastic crap in public spaces.

SealSong · 14/08/2018 00:55

Rock stacking drives me mad. It is at epidemic levels all over the scenic wild areas of the UK. It spoils the sense of beauty and wildness on a Hebridean beach if a muppet has built a load of crappy rock stacks all over it. So selfish and arrogant.

alltoomuchrightnow · 14/08/2018 00:58

Go to St Nectans Glen in Cornwall if you really want to be pissed off by it. Horrific. People have even DRILLED their own plaques into the rocks under the waterfall. Couldn't see the natural beauty for all the tat and plastic. Staff have to come and bag it all up.... there was a big bin there. But then more people come with tat..and so on

bonquiqui · 14/08/2018 01:11

That article is hilarious. The outraged citizens claiming "some of the fairy doors were actually memorials for dead pets too".

Ah yes, it's what dearly departed Rover would've wanted. His favourite things in life were playing fetch, bones and whimsical chintz scattered about in woodland locations for no discernible reason. He cared deeply about imaginary tree dwelling creatures and campaigned tirelessly to ensure that by 2020 not a single one of them would have to live without a suitable entry/exit to their home.

DiegoMadonna · 14/08/2018 01:21

I'd imagine 90% of these are made just for the sake of taking a picture and putting it on social media.

Giggorata · 14/08/2018 01:26

Take nothing but photos
Leave nothing but footprints

OkPedro · 14/08/2018 01:29

Ah you're all miserable fuckers Grin

Toddlerteaplease · 14/08/2018 01:31

"Better than littter" they are litter by another name. As PPs have said, nature is magical enough on its own.

tararabumdeay · 14/08/2018 01:33

When I were a little girl the byways were covered in nettles and dog poo. I know because if you fell off your bike you'd end in one or the other or both.

Then there was the man who would weeing in the stream in the most public place in a public park; cock on show like a talisman. And the man in a field when we were on a bike ride/picnic asking us about sex education at school.

Then being afraid of waking down the old railway, a designated nature walk, because it was predominantly known as a pick up place.

Don't leave the beaten track girls. Sod that!

These fairy doors and magical places are a way of claiming back the space in a small way.

As for the man who wanted to talk to us about sex ed. Well we'd heard about him and sure enough, on our bike ride, he was there - brown raincoat to add to the stereotype. There were four of us, all quick to get out of there on our bikes.

Let the woods be full of children not people with a dubious agenda.

We were so young an innocent that we kept going back to see the sign 'Heavy Plant Crossing'. Our go to giggle was, 'What, Daffodils?' It's a motorway now.

TillyTadpole · 14/08/2018 01:36

The lesson here is wildlife may or will die as a result of humans leaving this tat within their habitat. Animals shouldn't have to die because someone's pfb NEEDS to imagine that some plastic crap belongs to fairies.... FFS!

AjasLipstick · 14/08/2018 01:40

Tara what bollocks. Do you think the sight of a cheap plastic flower and a fairy door will terrify any would-be flasher? Doubt it. More likely to attract them.

smashyourglasses · 14/08/2018 01:42

People are just fucking idiots.

tararabumdeay · 14/08/2018 01:44

Brilliant Ajas. In that case, set them as spring traps.

TillyTadpole · 14/08/2018 01:45

KatieLouise Google 'Effects of plastic on wildlife' . Then tell us no wildlife have been harmed by plastic tat!

tararabumdeay · 14/08/2018 01:49

We used to live next to a wood with a public footpath. There were traps that looked like they'd take a foot off a human just off the designated route. I bet that hurt animals. Or was it just a deterrent for naughty badgers?

smashyourglasses · 14/08/2018 02:16

Deigo same with these bridge padlock littering wankers. No one gives a fuck some stranger was there.

MrsTerryPratchett · 14/08/2018 03:24

Bet the are the ones who hate Christmas, making sandcastles, going to the swings and slides when you're an adult

Wrong on every count! Love Christmas, swing last week, love sandcastles (actually moats and dams are much more fun). Tat in woods? Nope.

And stacking rocks is fine if you're a lost First Nations person and it's an inukshuk. Otherwise no.

IAmInsignificunt · 14/08/2018 03:45

I removed 4 of these from the wooded right of way through our land last week alone!

I’ve seen them in cheap shops like B&M and Home Bargains. I do see the appeal for small kids but this tat is grim.

LoveMoreSleepPlease · 14/08/2018 03:50

Surely this is littering?! And why not do it on your own garden rather than a public place? Just seems odd to me, I'd never leave stuff in the woods unless we'd made with sticks, leaves etc

AjasLipstick · 14/08/2018 04:17

Terry me too. I LOVE Christmas, Easter and making sandcastles. I love decorating my tree and all the gorgeous lights....I don't love nasty plastic tat in areas of natural beauty.

BouleBaker · 14/08/2018 04:33

There is a garden near me that has lots of hidden fairy doors, the kids love finding them and they are beautiful. However, they are all carved, firmly fixed wood and are tricky to spot, with no plastic tat. If it was done like that then no problem, but piling up loose plasticround the base of a tree is a shit idea.

SoupDragon · 14/08/2018 04:51

piling up loose plasticround the base of a tree is a shit idea.

This.

The ones In the pictures are all crap. Plastic tat leaning against a tree doesn’t make a magical anything.