Most beautiful woman I have ever seen

[Dopplerineffect]

So I have been out with my friends and met her new boyfriend. He got a bit tipsy and kept saying my friend was the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
My other friend asked her oh , he replied well I don’t want anyone else but no you are not.

Well this has caused a major rumpus aibu to a bit 🙄.

It is pathetic. I can't believe any woman would want someone to say that to her. I'd honestly tell my husband to fuck off if he said such a stupid thing. He knows me too well to attempt it, fortunately

Lol at DiegoMadonna reaction
You do know that people with responsible jobs sometimes get a bit daft,it happens

Gorgon, my DH says things like that to me all the time and I do generally tell him to fuck off 😂 (not in a nasty way I hasten to add)!

Bluntess I love you! Bloody hilarious.
Ok I drunk, that’s established bit virtual high 5.

Yes OP, ALL teachers should be like Miss Honey from Matilda, never drink, never be insecure and NEVER argue with their husbands - I mean, you're teaching precious precious children, won't someone think of the children!!!!!

Well exactly I could still give a lesson on the doppler effect now.
I am sure my maye, the one still arguing, could teach you the cosine rule in a jiffy.

Also for the record the text reply from my oh

“ think you need some water “

I was once struck dumb by a beauty. I'd gone to her house to deliver a message from her mother who was a friend ( nothing special, looks-wise). Never met daughter and she opened her front door - little make-up, wearing scruffy jeans but just drop-dead, stunningly gorgeous.
After an awkward pause, I gabbled something incomprehensible and scarpered.
I'm straight, but ...

It was a dumb question to ask! I wouldn't expect DH to say I was the most beautiful women he'd ever seen - I'm certainly not the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!

I once met a work contact who wrote an article for me and she was so beautiful it was quite hard to think straight while looking at her.

Totally a dum question.

Wish I hadn’t agreed to come tonight. It has quickly escalated.

Arguing friend may be the most intelligent person her fella has ever met, or the kindest, or the funniest. Why get so hung up on looks?
Creepy bf on the other hand may find his stunner dull as dishwater. Or be a lovebombing abuser as a pp said.
Grumpy friend needs to grow up.

@Cakecrumbsinmybra

Absolutely!

I see more beautiful women than me every bloody day. I'd be miserable if I didn't. and I don't want to go out with a liar.

I don't think you will remember any of this in the morning OP

I understood your OP and it made me laugh.

I think I would prefer the second partner. His answer might have stung a bit but he seems a much more honest and trustworthy person than the first gushy, smarmy one

Or maybe I'm just being mean and he is just in the first mad stage of being in love with his rose tinted specs on

@ScreamingValenta

I have a good memory I totally will, like a bad Physics equation. Ok so there is no bad Physics equation but still.

I do think my oh is one of the most intelligent people I have met though. Would not tell him that.

Love Friday night MN threads Can't see the adoring new BF being part of your friendship group for long OP as somehow don't think he has "keeper" written on him, so hopefully you'll get back to simpler and safer topics on your night's out together v soon!

As teenagers, my best friend and I both snogged the same (very hot) bloke over the course of an evening. Comparing notes later, he'd told us both that we were 'one in a million'. What are the chances? 2 in 2 million I guess.

Checked with dh. He looked slightly suspicious and then asked if I was on MN. I said yes. He looked nervous and said I am 😂

@HoneyBadgerApparently It was no surprise to me - he's had a crush on Meg Ryan for donkey's years!

Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer!

I didn't understand a word but it's all bollocks anyway because I
am the most beautiful woman in the world. Got it?

The second guy is more honest than the first guy.

I don't need to ask DH s i know he'll respond "yes". Thing is, he's genuine because he's never had a crush on a female or male celebrity, and since he was 18 in the only girl he's ever been interested in.
Me on the other hand... I love my DH but pretty certain I love Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddlestones faces more...

And Emelia Clarke is beautiful 😍

I don't want to imagine my children being taught by people who behave like 14-year-olds

You're lucky if they behave like 14 year olds. According to DS, the groups they dread most in the pub where he works are teachers having their end-of-year dos. They're even worse than squaddies, apparently.

these say it all