Do I pick up his pants ?

[Juneosb]

Ok ,so 6 weeks ago my OH was finding his pants scratchy and decided to take them of in the front room .He managed to get them into the kitchen ,where he could have put them in the now empty washing machine ,but instead opted to place them in front of the washing machine next to the dishwasher where they have been now for the past 6 weeks . Now we both know they are there, yet neither of us are prepared to move them . They have since had food dropped on them ,water spilled on them and also kicked about a bit (I've kicked them back into the gap between the dishwasher and washing machine a few times ).Just wondering if anyone can beat my record of "hubby's pants being left on the floor where he left them "?. I'm hoping they can make it there till Christmas

why won't he pick them up?

Absolutely do what youthecat said.

Any future pants should now join existing pants in a pile until no pants are left.

This appears to be his solution and id create a master piece.

Just bin them. Then you both lose.

DH used to do this with socks (he can't stand them on his feet once he takes his shoes off but the steps to the washing basket are beyond him so he tends to try to shove them everywhere he can - gaps of sofa cushions, down the side of the bookcase - wherever he's nearest sitting). I started putting his PC mouse inside them, or cutting the toes off the really miserable holey ones he was refusing to throw out - he's learnt not to leave them unattended.

Pants I'd put over his PC monitor. He gets soooo territorial over his PC corner it's a sure way to make the point to him.

Bin 'em.... seeing as he thinks he's a champion passive aggressive prat!!
Just make sure they get binned on bin day among all the most rotten gunk etc!
End his stupid games by binning anything he leaves purposely on the floor!

Tee bee because I rollocked my son for being a slob when my DIL had this problem, my OH just thought it was funny.

Ah the Great Underpants Throwdown.
We had one these. Not in your league though, he put them in the laundry on day 3.

Nanasueathome

In the bin.
Or the compost heap.

Take them to where he works and leave them on his desk.

It might be more humiliating to post them to him at work, so he opens the package in front of his colleagues.

i would have binned them ages ago

Ha Welshmint...I already warn mine now that if they don't learn to tidy up after themselves no smart woman would ever put up with it...and I'm sure they only want to be with a smart woman. ;-)

And this is why I love my DDog. It's disgusting but he would have run off with them in his mouth, dragged them through the mud, bitten holes in them and slobbered all over them. And best of all it's DHs job to tidy the garden - win win!

Is there something wrong with your husband? How unattractive.

Invite some people over for coffee?

This reminds me of my onion experiment. A few years ago, a lonely onion fell from my shopping bags and rolled across the floor, coming to rest in a fairly prominent place. I thought to myself 'I wonder if I leave it there whether anyone will pick it up'. Three weeks later, it was still there. I gave up because I needed to cook with it

Had I not picked it up, I genuinely believe it would still be there.

Sow some mustard and cress seeds into his pants. Water liberally. Take photos and publish on Facebook

I hope you enjoy this. The Magic Coffee Table:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kXIGvB1uU

I'm so glad I'm single. You've reminded me of what dirty sods some men are. My revolting stbexh used to put his dirty nurses uniform in the wash basket then take it back out again a few days later (having realised I'm not his skinny and hadn't washed it), he'd then iron it and wear it to work again 🤮

That is downright disgusting.

I don’t think you can go into the kitchen until he’s sorted them and mopped. They might be alive by now.

Piggy, to be fair, you did drop the onion so you should be the one picking it up!

True TeeBee but no one saw the dropping incident! They just proceeded to walk around/over the onion...