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So many Irish here

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amazingtracy · 08/08/2018 22:24

I never thought I'd be doing this!
Anyway my Irish self and child are in Spain for my holidays. I'd like to think I'm fairly typical in that I'm currently chugging sipping wine on the balcony while my sons asleep.
lol and behold I just heard my balcony neighbor on the phone to....... god knows who but , the place is lovely it seems...... and I quote "but there's more Irish here now".
I'm so tempted to ask my son to ensure he brushes his teeth when he's done with his bottle of whisky.

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Awrite · 08/08/2018 22:27

Racist bastard.

I don't get the thing about the whisky though. How will your son access his whisky?

PerryPerryThePlatypus · 08/08/2018 22:28

Born with the ability to take shots and sing.

doormatof · 08/08/2018 22:32

I'm olive skinned, European but look Mediterranean or even Asian according to some people.
I always hear comments about 'those eastern europeans' or 'them lot'.
I once went to view a house and the guy started talking to me about his favourite curry out of nowhere! imagine if I was actually south Asian! To think the only thing he thought he had in common with me was curry!
Don't worry about it, there's ignorant people everywhere op.

mickeysminnie · 08/08/2018 22:32

Could be worse, she could be a plastic paddy and try and list her family tree for you!

AmandaAndMichael · 08/08/2018 22:32

People will bring back the paddy jokes next Hmm.

All you can do is leave them to it and enjoy your holiday.

I guess people will say the right thing in England socially, then on holiday or in the family let their true feelings be known.

AhhhhThatsBass · 08/08/2018 22:33

What the speaker on the other balcony British?

What an odd thing to say.

ParkheadParadise · 08/08/2018 22:33

Cheeky Bastard.

amazingtracy · 08/08/2018 22:33

The whisky thing was just my inner demon wanting to let her know that her neighbor was a feral Irish rebel. I'm less of a rebel and more of a single parent losing her sanity due to the lack of adult conversation. ( I don't have a 5th favorite fire Pokémon)

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Awrite · 08/08/2018 22:38

I knew I had misread your op somehow. Apologies. People are shitty. Find some nice Scottish people and befriend them.

amazingtracy · 08/08/2018 22:38

bass she was I'm afraid. However I've enough of my family, including my sons dad British and beautiful enough to know that is wee shit to the left of me is ..... well nothing more than a wee shit!
I wouldn't mind but the place kind of shuts down at midnight. It's not like I'm in Magaluf.

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villainousbroodmare · 08/08/2018 22:41

How high does the volume on your phone go? Can you blast out a bit of the Pogues? Finish it off with a Clare Shout! Grin (I'm from Newmarket-on-Fergus.)

Returnofthesmileybar · 08/08/2018 22:41

I'm Irish and always hear "it's full or English" or similar when on holiday or when someone I know has been on a holiday (generally when there's an all inclusive option Confused )

ParkheadParadise · 08/08/2018 22:44

Find some nice Scottish people and befriend them

That's exactly what to do
😂😂😂

amazingtracy · 08/08/2018 22:45

awrite it's grand. I lived in scotland for a year and bloody loved it! My son decided to roar out in his big Irish brogue. ' I love you mammy'. She made a swift exit cos I heard the door slam! I've never been so proud of my fog horned child. Delighted he wasn't asleep after all!

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MapMyMum · 08/08/2018 22:45

Could you download some good films to watch with headphones while the kids are asleep, or a gripping book? Just to try and help ignore the eejit nextdoor?
You should sprinkle some green shamrock glitter over their balcony once theyve gone to bed and wear your "the leprechauns made me do it" t shirts tomorrow

Horridhenry88 · 08/08/2018 22:48

Just reminds me of a plane journey I took once. The pilot was Irish and Overheard someone saying that was a worry. Nowadays I would challenge it but I was too self conscious back than.

Star81 · 08/08/2018 22:48

You hear this all the time.

Start of July it’s always ‘lots of Scottish’ as our school have finished then by August it’s lots of English as their schools have all finished.

I wouldn’t take it personally.

hungryhippo90 · 08/08/2018 22:51

..... and what’s her prpblem? She sounds like she really needs a life.

amazingtracy · 08/08/2018 22:53

I haven't taken it seriously as in shes's an arse and I'm Irish! I know who'd I'd rather be! Man there's 5 different religions/ nationalities/cultures in my immediate family- and that variation is normal among my peers. It's just sad to think that there are individuals that have a train of thought like that.

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CoffeeCoffeeTea · 08/08/2018 22:53

Awrite, I've always found the Irish/Scottish relationship more complex. Amazingtracy, Just enjoy your holiday and have fun with your son.

IAmInsignificunt · 08/08/2018 22:55

Not the bloody Irish!

I’m Irish and work in the NHS. I was taking arterial blood gases from a chap recently who said “so when we you fucking off home then?”
Nice guy.

Tunnocks34 · 08/08/2018 22:56

Not the point of the thread but I adore Ireland and I really, really want to move their. Just so hard getting a teaching job there!

amazingtracy · 08/08/2018 22:58

The irony is that about half of the people here are Spanish. The rest of us are Irish/ British/ polish. I may be wrong on the polish part but the language sounds like it.
I blame the Spanish myself!

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SpornStar · 08/08/2018 22:58

Tell her to away and take her face for a shite. Cheeky cow.

Awrite · 08/08/2018 23:00

Ah well Coffee - I'm one of the Scots who loves the Irish.

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