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Irritating pronounciation

566 replies

percheron67 · 04/08/2018 23:32

I have just seen the Tesco steak ad and wish that the woman talking would not use a glottal stop in the middle of words. Perhaps this is regional but it sounds very lazy.

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LipstickHandbagCoffee · 05/08/2018 12:07

I love a mn pronunciation thread,the sheer bombastic responses.
Accents are interesting they add character and depth

I once had a harrumpher correct Karl Marx. To Caaal Marx.removing the rolling r. substituting the r for a long aaaa
I fastidiously ignored,obvs

Cauliflowersqueeze · 05/08/2018 12:13

It’s not an “r” sound in “almond” it’s just the long a: sound, which is how people in the south pronounce their “r” sound.

So the first syllable of almond rhymes with bar and car and far.

ba:
fa:
a: (m-nd) - can’t find the schwa vowel on here

Botanicbaby · 05/08/2018 12:22

Ethyl - surely a posh school would teach your DD that there is a silent ‘l’ in almond?

MikeUniformMike · 05/08/2018 12:25

I say ahmund and aitch

AlphabetSoupcon · 05/08/2018 12:36

”Schoolchildren repeatedly being told not to drop Hs may cause them to hyper-correct and insert them where they don't exist."

Not just children, several of my (northern as it happens) ILs do this for some, not all, of the time. It depends who they are talking to at the time.

The most memorable was SIL who promised to “love, honner and hobey” at her wedding.

Belindabauer · 05/08/2018 12:40

Has anyone mentioned scone yet?

whiskeysourpuss · 05/08/2018 12:47

@RedDwarves are you talking about the Scone in Perthshire just that it's pronounced Scoon as in spoon but where I'm from the food is pronounced scown to rhyme with own/lone

putonyourdancingshoes · 05/08/2018 12:57

Uhven or oven?

ScreamingValenta · 05/08/2018 13:00

putonyourdancingshoes

I once got told off for pronouncing the place name of Ovenden (W Yorks) like the kitchen appliance. That one is apparently O - venden, not Uhvenden.

piefacedClique · 05/08/2018 13:01

My pet peeves....

Specific - Pacific! I pacifically asked you to do that? 😳 wtf!

Asked - axed!

Escaped - ex-caped

Arghh!!!!!

FeistyOldBat · 05/08/2018 13:01

The BBC style guides carry no weight with me since they started insisting that data is singular. As for Angela Rippon's gay-rillas... . Eff off, BBC.

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 05/08/2018 13:01

Scone palace in fife , pronunciation Skoon
Scone the baked good, scone rhymes with gone

Cauliflowersqueeze · 05/08/2018 13:02

Asked and arksed are mixed up a bit round here - think it’s some patois link

putonyourdancingshoes · 05/08/2018 13:02

@ScreamingValenta maybe the capital letter?

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 05/08/2018 13:03

The most memorable was SIL who promised to “love, honner and hobey” at her wedding.
That really made me laugh...cheers

ToadOfSadness · 05/08/2018 13:06

Onvalope/envelope?

newyearwhoohoo · 05/08/2018 13:12

Hopefully I get the MN thread prize. Female relative says "vag-een-a". Shock

Frazzled2207 · 05/08/2018 13:12

I'm
A French speaker and don't think bag-et sounds that wrong.
More accurate is ba-get with emphasis on the get.

WhiteCoyote · 05/08/2018 13:14

One my dp and I always argue about - how do you pronounce Boulevard? He always says boo-levard and I’ve always said bow (as in bow tie) levard.

He’s got a strong West Country accent and mispronounces pretty much every single word on this thread. I’m so used to it now I don’t even notice it.

iklboo · 05/08/2018 13:15

It's boo-le-vard

JacquesHammer · 05/08/2018 13:17

He always says boo-levard and I’ve always said bow (as in bow tie) levard

Your H is more correct.

WhiteCoyote · 05/08/2018 13:18

Oh bollocks. I’ll never tell him that though Grin

WaxOnFeckOff · 05/08/2018 13:23

Karl and Carl are a nightmare for many of us Scots. Mostly indistinguishable from Carol without linguist tongue twisting gymnastics.

AnElderlyLadyOfMediumHeight · 05/08/2018 13:30

I say bool-var.

MikeUniformMike · 05/08/2018 13:33

Scone Scoon and scone sgon