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Irritating pronounciation

566 replies

percheron67 · 04/08/2018 23:32

I have just seen the Tesco steak ad and wish that the woman talking would not use a glottal stop in the middle of words. Perhaps this is regional but it sounds very lazy.

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derxa · 09/08/2018 21:32

None of you know the IPA therefore it's hopeless.

FourFriedChickensDryWhiteToast · 09/08/2018 21:36

I do :)

longwayoff · 09/08/2018 21:51

Ah place names. Someone please do the definitive on this in somerset. HUISH EPISCOPI and now reminded by village above of thruppence (threepence) and tuppence (twopence) - they must be near extinct by now and forrid for forehead.

piefacedClique · 09/08/2018 22:06

Him - arghhhhh-lee- yahs..... how you pronounce it if you’ve been there! 😳

AnExcellentUsername · 10/08/2018 01:43

My home town is called Greenock, pronounced how it's spelled. But for some reason a lot of people think it's called "Grennock"...

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 10/08/2018 01:46

Almond is pronounced armond
Palm, parm
Calm, carmakers, arm

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 10/08/2018 01:46

Sorry, calm is carm

Aintnothingbutaheartache · 10/08/2018 01:47

Lip barm
Parm tree

StripySocksAndDocs · 10/08/2018 06:45

I do recall the last almond thread that someone posted a video of the correct way to say it. (Which according to them wasn't how I say it.) But the video sounded exactly how I say it, despite it being according to them being as they said it.

I'd say ah-mond. Though I do appreciate that others read 'ah' differently to me! There's no trace of an 'r' for me.

Ah-mond, ss-ah-mun (salmon),

It's just words that differ in spelling to its pronunciation due to the spelling being 'set' as a time scribes. Either 'corrected' spelling and the rest of the illiterate population carried on saying them like they did. Or the pronunciation changed in speech and scribes kept with spelling it they old pronunciation. (Scribes being some what apart from the hoi polloi.)

I never really understand why people go for me snooty snots about how things are said. It's far more interesting to discover why they are said differently.

Despite my lack of r in almond, there's a 'ar' in my calm and balm. My talk has more of an 'or'. Other accents have an (r-less) 'ah' in balm and calm, and there can be an ah in talk with some accents.

Mind you even the name of the letter R can be said different...

longwayoff · 10/08/2018 07:13

Salmon ss ah mun? What trickery is this? Sammon please.

StripySocksAndDocs · 10/08/2018 08:12

Depends on your ah really!!

Sammon sounds like Simon?

StripySocksAndDocs · 10/08/2018 08:25

For what it's worth I think we probably are saying the word the same. Or at least simple predilections of accents aside. I don't put an m in the first syllable, but how you wrote it suggests you do.?

flowery · 10/08/2018 08:39

Almond has a long a sound to rhyme with car bar grass bath (ah-mond)

Salmon has a short a sound to rhyme with cat sat mat (sa-mmon)

In my accent anyway!

longwayoff · 10/08/2018 09:34

Yes flowery me too. Never heard it pronounced differently I think. Regional? Am in south.

SalemBlackCat · 10/08/2018 11:07

Accents. One of my favourite topics/peeves. What irritates me the most is when English people/UKers say pohloh (poh as in toe or Edgar Allan Poe), for polo, instead of POLE-oh, like everyone else pronounces it. Also one of the archaic English words that so many on here surprisingly still use - fancy (which is like nails on a chalkboard to me), only they pronounce it as FUN-cy. Every time I come across 'fancy' on here (even writing the stupid word makes me stabby) I read it as people in the UK say it - funcy.

Being Australian, I have no doubt the way we speak irritates others too, so.....

PurpleFlower1983 · 10/08/2018 11:12

I’ve never heard anyone say funcy.

AnExcellentUsername · 10/08/2018 11:26

@Salem those two pronunciations of polo sound identical and literally no one has ever said "funcy". But you've already made your contempt of British vernacular clear on plenty of other theads...

longwayoff · 10/08/2018 11:27

Funcy???

FourFriedChickensDryWhiteToast · 10/08/2018 11:31

nobody says 'funcy'.

And 'poh loh' and 'pole-oh' have no difference at all. The way to say it is 'pay-lay' Grin

echt · 10/08/2018 11:37

Surely "funcy" is NZ, like" fush and chups".

liz70 · 10/08/2018 11:37

"My home town is called Greenock, pronounced how it's spelled. But for some reason a lot of people think it's called "Grennock"..."

Confusion with Greenwich, I expect. just don't mention Milngavie to them

liz70 · 10/08/2018 11:41

Edgar Allan Poe
Stuck a polo on his toe.

Same "o" sounds throughout here.

So fancy is an "archaic" word now. Well, fancy that.

FourFriedChickensDryWhiteToast · 10/08/2018 11:45

actually if you say 'Pole-oh' you just sound like an irritating Aussie. Yes I am sitting here muttering it. It's a problem as I am in the local library...Grin

liz70 · 10/08/2018 11:52

"if you say 'Pole-oh' you just sound like an irritating Aussie"

Not where I'm from you don't. Smile

SalemBlackCat · 10/08/2018 11:53

@AnExcellentUsername Sorry, but the people from the UK do indeed say fun-cy. It is how they sound. It is their accent, but you clearly don't notice it. And no, pole-oh and poe-loe don't sound anything alike. Sorry. in the first, the emphasis is on POLE, in the second, the emphasis is on POE.