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To ask for your CF wedding tales?

358 replies

DuggeeRulz · 04/08/2018 13:56

A guest’s plus one (someone I’d never met before) wore a white mini dress to my wedding. I laughed it off at the time (more focused on getting married!) but lots of people were a bit outraged on my behalf that she wore white.

Anyone got some more lovely tales of CFs trying to steal wedding thunder? I do love a good CF story!

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Notevilstepmother · 04/08/2018 16:35

I was at a wedding where someone had been told in no uncertain terms that their small child was not a bridesmaid. So the mother brought her dressed in a bridesmaid dress, with a bouquet and a hideous plastic silver horse shoe. When the bride was walking down the aisle with her actual bridesmaids this woman shoved the small child (too young to know what was going on) out from the pew to walk down the aisle with the bridesmaids. The bride gave the child a big fake smile at the altar and sent the poor kid back to her 🦇 💩 mother.

haribosmarties · 04/08/2018 16:37

One of my bridesmaids did also have sex with the married best man in the loos of the venue and then tried to make a big drama out of it by trying to have 'an important conversation' with me about it

Luckily I was completely wasted and my manners had gone out of the window at that point so I just walked off when I saw her coming and avoided ever having to listen to her or get morally involved

INeedanInterestingUsername · 04/08/2018 16:44

My best friend married a man with a step mother from hell. I was my best friend's maid of honour. The step mother had shown us a nice, gold suite that she had planned to wear to the wedding, but actually showed up in a long, white gown not dissimilar to the bridal gown! We were shocked, but chose to ignore and not give her the attention she was seeking.

Then to make matters worse, the groom's ex turned up unannounced in another white gown. Apparently the step mother had invited her as 'she's always been and will be part of our family'. Shock

It was a wedding I shall never forget.

Shampooeeee · 04/08/2018 16:44

Someone cut the cake at my wedding. It was announced that there would be cake in the other room and everyone gradually made their way through. We were expecting to do the usual cake- cutting moment but some CFs were already munching it. We did see the funny side and there were quite a few people tucking in so it took a lot of detective work to find out who was the first.

mumsastudent · 04/08/2018 16:45

very old one (much older than even me!) my parents got married at the end of the war - my father had only recently got back from the middle east. On their wedding night my poor dad had a sudden reoccurrence of Malaria so poor mum spent wedding night (she said) throwing blankets on dad because of chills & fevers & him throwing them off (malaria is cf here & was obviously a lurking presence at the wedding!)

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 04/08/2018 16:46

Dh’s brother was his best man, and had permission to wear his Coldstream Guards uniform for the wedding. When we were having the photos taken outside the church after the ceremony, some tourists who happened to be passing spotted him (he didn’t stand out, bearskin and all Grin), parked up and came into the churchyard to take his picture!

Some people thought that this was a bit cheeky of them, but I wasn’t at all worried - it made a nice story.

roundturnandtwohalfhitches · 04/08/2018 16:49

I have so many. Friends who had a baby and brought the said child to at least 2 weddings that summer where the invite had said- no children, without telling the bridal couples. In both instances they had babysitting arranged but they made a point of parading said child around. They have a habit of doing things to suit themselves. This caused other parents to have meltdowns because they thought it was just their kid that wasn't invited. One of the brides nearly imploded. It was quite funny.

thegreylady · 04/08/2018 16:49

My dil wore White at dd’s wedding. She is Turkish. Although I noticed I don’t think anyone minded at all.

kenandbarbie · 04/08/2018 16:54

I don't think going to the village church for the ceremony is being a cf, they are supposed to be public events so people can object if they need to. Albeit I would never have the balls to just rock up to a strangers wedding!

gabsdot · 04/08/2018 16:55

A woman I know went to a wedding once wearing the exact same dress as the bridesmaids. She didn't know beforehand and was suitably mortified.
My FIL was a CF for BILs wedding (his son). He just didn't show up. Didn't ring to excuse himself, no one could get in touch with him.
DH ( his other son) finally contacted him a few days later to find out why and he said he'd been I'll.
Relations have never been great and they've been worse since then.

itchychin · 04/08/2018 17:12

At my friend’s wedding one of the groom’s friends turned up in her own wedding dress 😲 (it wasn’t white but it was big, silky and looked like a bridesmaids dress!!)

EndoplasmicReticulum · 04/08/2018 17:13

My mother in law invited 4 additional guests without asking, 3 of them just the day before.

Might not seem that much, but there were only 20 guests to start with.

itchychin · 04/08/2018 17:14

Oh, and at my wedding an aunty of the groom brought along a random neighbour all the way from Italy!

aNutAboveTheBreast · 04/08/2018 17:22

First we had MIL interfering with every aspect of the wedding in the months leading up. She booked a DJ without being asked to. We'd wanted a band but she'd done it now so we said ok. She told EVERYONE at her club that they were invited. We managed to reduce that down to 4 family friends that DH was close to as well. She wanted all family members present for the ceremony. We'd only wanted the small registry office with us, our DC and our parents, but compromised on the middle sized room to stop the fuss and accommodate MIL's elderly mother.

Then finally, she wanted one of her friends, who I don't know, to be the one to do up my dress on the morning of the wedding. I mean, why?! I put my foot down here as it was so bizarre and one of my bridesmaids had learned how to do my dress and we were both looking forward to it.

I'm guessing MIL didn't like that as a couple of days later she cancelled the DJ. 4 weeks before the wedding date.

Fast forward to the wedding. DH's was meant to spend the night before with his best friend and best man, staying at his overnight and getting ready there in the morning. Best man went out drinking instead. DH was devastated and was then having to hide in the morning while I was having my hair and make up done.

Two of my bridesmaids didn't turn up because it was raining. One of them was the friend who was going to do my dress up. They posted photos on Facebook of them drinking champagne. They were only 10 mins away, it was light drizzle. They just couldn't be fucked.

Lots of people turned up at the ceremony that weren't invited so I've quite a few faces in the photos that I'm not overly familiar with. At the evening do, an acquaintance who wasn't invited, turned up with a woman I don't get on with (also not invited). Uninvited not-friend proceeded to criticise everything about our wedding to me and anyone else who would listen. I managed to get rid of her quite quickly though!

Another uninvited friend turned up and was thrown out by hotel staff when they were caught doing heroin in the toilets.

MIL stole DD and kept her in a car seat under her table, refusing mine and DH's other half of his family to see her.

My cousin's children popped every balloon and stole every favour in the first 5 minutes. They also took the wedding cake that was saved for us. I hear it was lovely.

2 friends wore black.

My ex turned up at the ceremony, which was awkward.

One bridesmaid put all of our friends in taxis to go to a "better party" before ours had finished.

And, not CF, but just to top it off. The car carrying my mum, sister and my DC was in an crash on the way to the reception.

Yet it was one of the best days of my life Grin

TakeAChanseyOnMe · 04/08/2018 17:25

@kenandbarbie I agree that for the main church, no as it’s public. My neighbours wedding was in an old restored church that is only open if you book something in it, rather than regularly for services (it’s in the middle of a graveyard too, not somewhere you’d just stumble upon). Hence why they were surprised to see them!

It’s always been common for people to stand outside the church to see the bride and groom come out (aka see what the bride and bridesmaids were wearing). Now my parents’ local church has live video streaming so my mum can be nosey without even leaving the house. Grin This is Ireland btw, I imagine other places are different.

JellySlice · 04/08/2018 17:32

I was helping the bride before her wedding (no bridesmaids, I was a good friend of the groom) when her DM bustled in in a white dress, pulled her perfume out of her handbag, sprayed herself, and then sprayed the bride!

Everyone in the room: me, the bride's BFF, and, most of all, the bride, ended up smelling like the groom's MIL!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 04/08/2018 17:40

That was very odd behaviour, @JellySlice - almost as if she wanted to make the bride into a mini version of herself. Or the cosmetic version of weeing on the bride to mark her territory! Urgh.

Hellbentwellwent · 04/08/2018 17:42

My cousin wore CROCS! The outrage Shock... I couldn’t actually give a shit but the photos do make me laugh

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/08/2018 17:50

The funniest thing I ever saw at a wedding was in Liverpool - everyone was outside for photos and families were wandering past. The photographer called for Bride's Family and a young lad skidded to a halt on his bike in front of them, lay down on the floor and yelled 'I'm Bride's Family'. His Mam then dragged him off and gave him an almighty bollocking while we all creased up laughing. It was just the cheek of him!

twoshedsjackson · 04/08/2018 17:51

One wedding I sang at featured a bride who rather overdid the privilege of being a bit late.
It is a pretty church, very popular as a wedding venue, and at the height of the wedding season, the happy couple have it made clear to them that they have been allocated a (generous) time slot, with more than one ceremony booked in during the day.
She was so late that guests for the next wedding were starting to arrive, so guests for wedding 1 were transferred to the church hall, to await her arrival. They then had to wait until wedding 2 had run its course, at which point they were ushered back into the church.
The bride's face as she finally stomped up the aisle, wielding her bouquet rather like an offensive weapon, was a picture...

Ahardmanisgoodtofind · 04/08/2018 17:51

Ohhh I love a CF wedding thread, here's my list
My first wedding: distant relatives gf mother and grandmother turned up and stuck themselves in all photos.
One of our groomsmen got changed into jeans and the ugliest smelliest jumper ever before the photo's were done and insisted on being in them all
Ex-mil complained that I hadn't bought her a hat,arranged for hairdresser or mua. I didn't have a hairdresser or mua and I paid for her to fly half way around the world and put her up for two HELLISH weeks for free (I was a student at the time ffs)
Second wedding: bil kicked off because he wasn't sat next to his adult daughter (v.small venue they were sat back to back,and it was literally for the meal no speeches or anything) and spent the whole do ignoring everyone except one other bil.
My bf went out the night before and turned up pissed, got more pissed and left early, was really disappointed in her tbh.

HunterofStars · 04/08/2018 18:02

At a family member's wedding at a posh country house, two of the guests turned up in jeans. Another one brought her dogs to the wedding despite the bride saying no.

I went to a wedding yesterday where one of the guests giggled through the ceremony and her partner was touching her bum. Hmm. They were right in front of me. Cheeky partner also decided to pose on the bonnet of the wedding car until chauffeur pulled him off.

Riotgrrrrrl · 04/08/2018 18:06

My 2 sisters were my bridesmaids. On the morning of the wedding we're late turning up, then faffed about so long no one was able to help me get my dress on, my Mum then got in a panic and started yanking it to get the buttons done up and nearly ripped the lace.

Several guests just didn't turn up (we've never had an explanation or apology and this was 2 years ago)

2 guests (husbands family friends) turned up with their adult daughter and her friend (they weren't invited) and asked where they were sitting as they weren't on the seating plan (because they weren't invited!)

giveitfive · 04/08/2018 18:44

Oh shit. @hellbentwellwent ... I recently wore crocs to my cousins wedding... pretty sure I wasn't in any photos though... sandal version...

Struggling with the realisation that I am in fact a CF....😯

madja · 04/08/2018 18:50

My dad went out for a smoke and caught him loading cates of Brown Ale into his car
OMG that is terrible!