AIBU to ask you all to cheer me up?

[Geekmama]

AIBU to ask you all to cheer me up with your funny/CF stories?
I had my wisdom tooth out and I’m feeling utterly miserable.

Nothing to add sorry but ouch.

Half my face is like a chipmunk Lol

Have you got bruises all down your neck? I did. I went in to have all 4 out but they only found 3.
They wouldn't let me go the next morning til I had eaten something and gave me a huge bowl of Rice Krispies.

Can you do the voices? You be Alvin and ill be a simon

My granny got some teeth out the other week and they gave her loads of injections due to her complaining she could still feel it.

Anyways she comes round to mine afterwards and obviously I’d forgotten where she’d been...I legitimately thought she had a stroke and didn’t realise
The whole side of her face and chin was drooping like mad...Poor thing I wasn’t very sympathetic what with all the laughing..

A former colleague feigned backache, conned his doctor into signing him off for a week and went to Spain.
When in Spain, he fell over pissed and genuinely broke his leg. He then sent a doctor's note, in Spanish, which signed him off for another month.
The company had to hire someone in to translate this doctor's note and we're not exactly overjoyed at such blatant piss-taking. CF.

He kept his job.