Help!! Stop me. Stop me!!!!!

[ilovesliz]

I am a peri menopausal woman in a bad mood. Husband has been annoying me all day.

He's just gone into the garage. Stop me from locking him in. The key is in the lock. All I have to do is turn it...

Yes I am. But it's so tempting.

Op stop. Breath. Go for a walk.

Step away from the key !

Do it!!

Go and eat some chocolate! Chocolate cures everything!

Sometimes a little of what you want does you good, so they say.

LTB

book yourself into a spa

No judge would convict - lock him in, that'll teach him for breathing round you

Turn the key 😈😁

He came out and has gone back in again. He's now fannying around with superglue. It's an integral garage. It's not like it's an outbuilding or anything.

If he whistles all the bloody time like my DH, deffo turn the key.

Can he not just get out the front by opening the garage door?

There's a chance he'll glue himself to something while he's in there...

He could get out of the garage door and re- enter that way. Make sure you lock all the other doos and windows.

Lock him in! Just for a little bit!

The garage doors are locked from the outside and the keys are with me in the kitchen. There's a door leading off from the utility room which has the key in it.

Oh, he's just come out. Missed my chance when I had to hide the phone.

He's gone back in again...

He's teasing you op!

What’s the floor made of? Is there any chance he could dig his way out?

Do it for all of us, peri or post!

Do it! Do it! Do it!!

If you’re hiding your phone Mumsnet lore has it you’re having an affair. He’ll be starting a thread in relationships next...

It's made of concrete. The kids have left their trainers in front of the door and every time he goes in and out of the garage he's making a great show of stepping over them. WHY DOESN'T HE JUST MOVE THEM???

Lock him in and torment him as well.

My bastard DH looks at me.
When I'm sleeping. How very dare he.

Glue the door shut.