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to be wondering why I'm getting ads for JP Morgan Investment Trusts and Boat Insurance?

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:23

Has a very rich man been using my laptop? Hmm
Usually I get dresses I've already bought...

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:25

If said rich man has a yacht, could he make himself known to me please?

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:27

And could I have a makeup artist and fitness trainer and chef and yogi and pscyhotherapist to go with my boat and investments please? Thanks

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:29

Nope? I'm the only one investing in Boat Insurance? Hmm

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LadyPenelopeCantDance · 01/08/2018 10:34

I get the JP adverts too, but assumed it was tracking my location as I work in the City. There is never anything I actually want or need on the adverts so they can’t be overly successful!

whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:35

Hmm, I work in the city too but I sure as hell don't own a boat.

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:38

Normal service has resumed! I'm put back in my box. McDonalds advert pmsl

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:39

Ah for a moment there, I was reclining on my yacht leafing through investment brochures...........

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PolkerrisBeach · 01/08/2018 10:42

I work freelance and write about all sorts of things from insuring your motorhome to boutique hotels in Dubai.

I get VERY random adverts on my laptop.

whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:45

Well I don't recall mentioning a boat or anything remotely nautical in the past 28 days (or years lol).
Interesting though. I'd never have thought that boats need insurance.
Getting McDonalds big style now......

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tobee · 01/08/2018 10:45

I'm always getting penis enlargement and viagra adverts. And to meet "sexy ladies "from various countries. I am a straight woman.

whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:48

Is your husband looking for ze sexy ladeez on your computer perhaps?
Come to think of it, I don't know why I'm getting McDonalds adverts either!

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:50

Maybe Mn's advertising gurus have mixed us all up.
I mentioned Brexit today. And a psychiatric hospital. Maybe it got confused pmsl

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whatyadoing · 01/08/2018 10:51

I'll fucking need a yacht (or boat insurance on presumably a yacht) and a trust fund after Brexit I reckon!

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Pascha · 01/08/2018 10:53

Well I don't work in the city or anything like it but on this thread I have an advert for Citigold wealth management Hmm (no wealth to manage 😂).

Also, Silverstone, a localised shoeshop and scooters in rotation at the top but all of those I understand.

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