Talking of idiotic sheriffs, ohmymimi, have we already had this story about Joe Arpaio being fooled by Sasha Baron Cohen? (Sorry, I can't remember if I saw it posted in here or on Twitter.)
Sheriff Joe on Sacha Baron Cohen interview: ‘I made a bad mistake’
Some excerpts:
Former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio admits that he made a “bad mistake” by allowing himself to be interviewed by Sacha Baron Cohen as part of an undercover television show.
Arpaio, who is running for the Republican nomination to replace Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Ariz., said that he “couldn’t understand” Cohen, who played a Finnish “unboxing” celebrity named OMGWhizzBoyOMG. The segment aired on Sunday as part of the new Showtime program “Who is America?”.
The former Maricopa County sheriff said the two talked for an hour in total, including a lot about illegal immigration.
“So he’s talking and I couldn’t understand him. He’s talking about golden showers. I thought he was talking about — the president has gold [in his shower].”
“And then handjob," Arpaio continued. "What was that? He was talking about illegals coming over working with their hands on their job."
“Then the other thing — the only thing I got was that he would offer me a job. I didn’t hear that little thing before that,” Arpaio said, referring Cohen’s asking him if he would take a blowjob from the president. “I don’t know where that came from.”