... or is my stormtrooper fucked?

[CrystalMethHog]

Following on from the hilarious is my hedgehog fucked thread, I thought I'd pick up my tools and make another cake. Specifically for BIL's big 30th birthday party.

Be honest, is there any saving this? Or am I destined to a life where people point at me in the street and laugh?

Oh God I'm going to have nightmares about that hedgehog!

He looks like a stormtrooper doing a poo

Oi! Leave my crystal meth hog alone! He may have had a face only a mother could love but he was a sensitive, loving soul. He tasted like shite mind so he went in the bin.

I know the minion was well special. I think i got too cocky though.

I thought 'stormtrooper?! Piss easy!' I feel like a fool. A buttercream splattered fool. On the plus side, i took it to work and early reports suggest the cake actually tasted bang tidy yeah they ate it after laughing in my face

It's like you've revealed the emotions that the stormtroopers are forced to keep hidden behind their mask. Empathetic baking at its finest.

Looks like a South Park character!! Personally I think it's great!

Buy the white iced cakes from Asda and some black icing for the eyes and other details. It will work out fine. You can use your top tier to sit on top of the other cakes.

P.S I loved hedgehog cake thread.

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@cameltoeflappyflapflap that's what DH said although he is always negative on my first attempt. I always pull it out the bag though 😉

DH says....you should have made a hedgehog and claimed it was Chewbacca

I personally love it

Thank you very much, OP. 😒

You’ve only gone and give me hiccups, from laughing. 😂

Glad the calamity that is my life is useful for something

@ImNotAFlower sadly I'm not near Oxford ponders if I could drive

Have you seen the new Bake Off trailer? Crystal Meth Hog's cousin is the star - maybe you should be applying?!

@diamantegal what?! No! I haven't seen it! Someone must have stole my idea!

Here you go - if I can work out how to link to YouTube!

Just tell him it's Luke

"aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"

It's a great effort and I think we've all been there. As long as it tastes nice you'll be fine!

OP has clearly put the storm drooper up just to show off the minion cake!

storm drooper

That's just rude!

@RonniePickering do you know who I am?! Love the user name

I'm expecting it to yell RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH...

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

I totally read that in a Cartman voice. 😂

It's wonderful! Like a three legged OAP recovering from a cataract op.

I also loved your hedgehog.

Please release a coffee table book.

So, um, am I the only one that wondered why a decapitated stormtrooper was wearing an upside down black bikini?