To tell the guy singing badly on his caravan balcony..

[Mummysharkdoodoodoo]

To shut up now?! It’s been going on 90 mins. He’s playing guitar and singing snippets of songs. Just had “it’s a wonderful world” and some other random stuff. I want to sleep 😭

He’s including banging for full effect of the guitar & singing. Kids won’t go bloody sleep either.

—lighthearted kinda—

It’s getting ridiculous now 🙈

Sounds stressful but he's on holiday too.
10pm is probably the cut off point where I'd be wanting to say something.
Hope he's gone quiet now!

Oh and let your kids play really loudly in the morning, see how he likes it. 😂🙈

I've never seen a caravan with a balcony! Misses point.

oh god that sounds awful. the caravan opposite us seems to be full of 13-15 year olds (at least 10 of them) and they have spent 30 mins running around, shrieking, slamming doors and locking various people out. Can only assume it is a birthday thing. They have gone out now but any more and I will (gasp) call the security number. Not willing to face them down

Just shout out the side of your mouth with a funny accent ‘ shut up you twat!’. He may get the hint 🤷🏼‍♀️

Start singing Cliff Richard's Summer Holiday. ...

Are you in a holiday park or a nuns convent??? Seriously chill the fyck ou!!!