I was making a Thai green curry but went up halfway through to put my baby down for a nap.
As I lay next to my sleeping babe, in the very dim light, I noticed a bit of coriander on my phone. For some reason - possibly because there were no wipes nearby but I can't be sure - I wiped the coriander off my phone and ate it.
But in the millisecond before I put it in my mouth, but too late to stop my action, I saw it move on my finger.
And it didn't taste like coriander.
What did I just eat?