Would just like to clarify that my house is immaculate 
My car? Gross. Smashed biscuits from DD in the back. Covered in dust from the building site next door. Haven't cleaned it for a good 6-8 months. Don't use it much and it's just utterly GRIM!!
I'm actually embarrassed and considering giving it a small clean before taking it to the valet so it's not quite so bad...
AIB silly?