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To think this egg is not poached?

67 replies

Hawkie · 12/07/2018 12:42

There are ZERO runny bits Confused

To think this egg is not poached?
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blackbirdbluebottle · 12/07/2018 12:43

Well it's like a BBQ the sausage maybe black but it's still cooked. It's a very poached egg in this case and perfect for me as I hate the runny bits!

Jozxyqk · 12/07/2018 12:43

Overpoached?

YANBU.

starfishmummy · 12/07/2018 12:44

Definitely over cooked

KirstenRaymonde · 12/07/2018 12:45

Poaching is the cooking method, not a indication of how runny the egg will be in the end

GreenFingersWouldBeHandy · 12/07/2018 12:46

It definitely is poached, just for too long if you wanted a runny yolk.

GahWhatever · 12/07/2018 12:47

poached but overcooked. How disappointing Sad

Amanduh · 12/07/2018 12:48

It is poached, but a bit overdone. Depends how you like your yolks!

Hawkie · 12/07/2018 12:49

It is very disappointing! I love it when you do a fork puncture and then the egg soaks into the bread...

I will ask for runny poached eggs in future!

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MissionItsPossible · 12/07/2018 12:53

I had a lovely (runny) poached egg this morning
YANBU

SchadenfreudePersonified · 12/07/2018 13:03

JESUSCHRISTWHATTHEHELLISTHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

That's not an EGG, surely to God?

GU24Mum · 12/07/2018 13:04

I'd be your complete opposite - I need mine cooked with no hint of moisture left!!

Oysterbabe · 12/07/2018 13:05

I'd be so disappointed. Poached egg on toast is one of my favourite meals, nothing like a lovely runny yolk.

MatildaTheCat · 12/07/2018 13:06

Send it back.

HariboIsMyCrack · 12/07/2018 13:07

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OliviaStabler · 12/07/2018 13:08

It looks poached but it has been left in the hot water far too long so the yolk has cooked and gone solid. It would not occur to me to ask for a runny poached egg as they are meant to have a runny yolk, surely?

Oldraver · 12/07/2018 13:09

Yep I agree it's not really poached

They sprinkle flowers and chilli flakes at a place I worked...why spoil a perfect egg

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 12/07/2018 13:10

It looks like scrambled egg. I'd have been gutted to get that if I'd been expecting a poached egg! This is how a poached egg should look.

To think this egg is not poached?
Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 12/07/2018 13:11

Sigh. Trying again.

To think this egg is not poached?
Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 12/07/2018 13:11

And of course now it's there twice. Sod's law.

longwayoff · 12/07/2018 13:14

It may have been poached. Its certainly ruined.

TheDishRanAwayWithTheSpoon · 12/07/2018 13:14

Its poached, just very disappointingly

Hawkie · 12/07/2018 13:14

I thought they were meant to have a runny yolk too! I thought that was the whole point of the poached egg concept... However, maybe I was wrong.

I was expecting fluffy whites with a runny yellow like in the pictures @Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g posted.

Check out the bacon, what does everyone think of the bacon?

I didn't send it back because I was somewhere that is a small local business and they've had quite a stressful week; I wasn't going to let a little overcooking make it worse for them.

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BertrandRussell · 12/07/2018 13:15

Nigella's Turkish eggs are incredible.

QueenoftheNights · 12/07/2018 13:16

As Pps have said poaching is the method- what runniness the yolk is, is something different.

TBH you ought to have taken a photo before it was all smashed over the bread!

The shape would show if it was poached- it looks now like a hard boiled egg someone has spread on bread.

You can't complain abut it 'not being poached' but you can complain about how LONG it was poached.

speakout · 12/07/2018 13:18

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g that doesn't look poached to me.

Te yolk is contained within a film of white, poaching would make that opaque- that is not the case in the photo, although other parts of the white are cooked.

Eggs that look like that ( including fried eggs) have a thin layer of uncooked white over the top, mucous/snot.

I love runny eggs, but all parts of the white need to be cooked.
If I cook a fried egg with a soft middle I will spoon some of the hot oil from the pan over the yolk- not enough to cook the yolk, but to cook the layer over the yolk.