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To ask our neighbours to keep it down when having sex in their garden?!

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Fefifoefum · 09/07/2018 00:13

So it’s 23:55, I’ve just got my baby down to sleep. All windows are wide open as it’s boiling, obviously.
About to drop off to sleep myself and hear some odd but loud noises, that almost wake my baby.
Off to the window I go to investigate.
We live on a big hill and our gardens back onto the houses on the street in front.
MY EYES!
On opening the curtains I see man and woman, at it, doggy style, man swigging from beer can.
Noises were woman.
They are very very overlooked and being very loud.
AIBU to ask them to keep it down a bit.... took me ages to get baby to sleep, it is a Sunday. What the actual?!?

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TheBeastInMsRooneysRoom · 09/07/2018 00:18

On a SUNDAY?! How very dare they! Grin

Sorry OP, no help. I like to think I’d shout “keep it down” or something but the reality is they’ve chosen to shag in public so you might not put them off!

daisy1501 · 09/07/2018 00:18

Shockthat's not funny at all but I'm here on a night shift and you have given me a smile, you have to wonder what the hell people think , I hope baby settles soon and I hope matey recycles his beer can Confused people just don't care anymore I think I'd have hosed the garden lol

TiredPony · 09/07/2018 00:21

I live in a flat and have had the pleasure of hearing my upstairs neighbours shagging loudly tonight. Was tempted to play Barry
White loudly to drown out the sound.

SheldonandPenny · 09/07/2018 00:21

Good Lord! I'm tempted to tell you to yell 'giddy up' out the window but I wouldn't have the guts. I like the idea of sticking my head out and act g as though I couldn't see what they were up to and asking them a question like "'Scuse me. Did you see those kids knocking on our doors? Blighters! Can you keep an eye out please?" 😁 Very very inconsiderate and illegal...ahem....

Fefifoefum · 09/07/2018 00:27

I mayyyyy have shouted, “if you’re going to have sex in your garden, do it quietly please!”
They didn’t stop immediately?!
I believe he finished, then went inside, followed by her 2 minutes later.
Not a stitch of clothing on both of them?! So not impromptu as I’d of thought, casual evening drink in garden gets frisky, no, they must of come outside with that intention. I know it’s hot but really?!

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