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What's your toddler done to annoy you today?

64 replies

TaleasoldasTimee · 07/07/2018 07:34

I'll go first, DD nearly 2yo...

  • Woke at 5.45 am 🙄
  • Squished 2 raspberries in the floor
  • Spilled her milk and made a mess with cereal
  • Moaned for strawberries and now refusing to eat them
  • Spilled her juice
  • Making a high pitch squeal noise for her own amusement
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NemoRocksMyWorld · 07/07/2018 07:43

Insisted on having a 'secret club's. This consisted of everyone in the house saying a random word which changed every time and fulfilling every instruction of his. Sometimes these instructions were incomprehensible. If not carried out to his liking, he flops onto the floor and cries 'you broke secret club's

Fucking secret club. I blame peppa pig.

AnneWiddecombesHandbag · 07/07/2018 07:46

Will not leave me alone and has to be touching me at all times!

GrumpySausage · 07/07/2018 07:48

anne I feel your pain. I love him, I love 2 week old DD, I I love the dog but I DO NOT need them all sat on me to prove this! 😡

Pengggwn · 07/07/2018 07:49

Got me up at 4.

AlphaBravo · 07/07/2018 07:50

Woke up at 4.50am. Made his horrible baby angry/impatient grunting/whinge instead of communicating what he wants instead or maybe just saying mama or dada would be nice. I'm lay in bed wide awake on my lie-in day and I hate it. I'm going to tell husband he can come back to bed if he wants because it's ruined 😂

Hoviscats · 07/07/2018 07:50

Thrown a full bowl of cereal with milk on the kitchen floor from highchair. I did not have my usual catcher's mitt ready Hmm

Sashkin · 07/07/2018 07:51

Going to visit family today so I put a nappy wash on once DS was out of his night nappy (usually does one poo first thing, and one at teatime).

One hour later he does an enormous second poo, which is now going to have either accompany us in the car (rank), or fester in the nappy bucket in 30 degree heat for two days (also rank). He NEVER does a second poo Angry

He has made a mess with breakfast and thrown a roll of wrapping paper into my bath while I was lying in it, but those are normal and don’t annoy me.

Anewhope · 07/07/2018 07:52

Talked non stop since 6:30 and asked approximately 8 billion questions.

StubbleTurnips · 07/07/2018 07:54

DS is generally being a bell end, whinging - whining and waking up at 5am.

It is not being helped by the tug of war over the kindle so either him or DD can get closest to HeyDuggee.

OneStepSideways · 07/07/2018 07:54

Up at 5am, threw pegs all over the garden, threw a rock at me when told to pick them up, keeps climbing on me, standing on my feet and poking me with things 😬

tattyheadsmum · 07/07/2018 07:56

Demanded “CAKE” for breakfast (which is his favourite new word (thanks Nanny Hmm)). Luckily he still thinks Malt Loaf is a type of cake, so we’re good for now.

Original poster
TaleasoldasTimee · 07/07/2018 07:57

Arghhh!!! ELBOW TO THE BOOB! Whyyyy? No greater pain Angry

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ParkheadParadise · 07/07/2018 07:59

At 4am dd came into our bed. She then started telling me loudly to open my eyes repeatedly until I obliged. When I told her to lie down and go back to sleep, she had the cheek to tell me to be quiet cos Daddy's sleeping.

masktaster · 07/07/2018 08:00

Shrieking. So much shrieking. Cuts right through me.

And the constant wanting to be near me, touching me, drinking milk, playing with the nipple he's not drinking from, and then wandering off after 30 seconds, and coming back 30 seconds after that.

I mean, this is every day, not just today, but yesterday he pushed *all" my buttons so it feels even worse than usual today.

Bubblysqueak · 07/07/2018 08:01

Ds has just got to be touching me all the fucking time! It's already bloody hot , I don't need another hot body constantly touching, sitting or lying on me!

Bubblysqueak · 07/07/2018 08:03

And he keeps fidgeting and talking!!!

cornishmumtobe · 07/07/2018 08:04
Queenofthebrae · 07/07/2018 08:06

Getting up at 5am!
Cornflakes all over the carpet.
Repeatedly thrusting a photo at me saying dada, dada while getting louder and more frustrated every time. (DH is away for a month and has only left in the last few days so this could be a long month!)

Tartsamazeballs · 07/07/2018 08:09

Woke up and instead of calling for mummy or daddy she called for the dog and the robot vacuum cleaner Hmm

JayDot500 · 07/07/2018 08:13

Yes! Elbow to ma boob here too!

Woke early. Messed up his room so now his duplo is the carpet. Sat down nicely to 'read' but placed his feet on my face as he got comfortable. Poked a toy into my shoulder.

He's working on his dad now, respite is all mine at Grin

TheCatFromOuterSpace · 07/07/2018 08:16

Has emptied every single toy out of the toy boxes that I tidied last night, and is now cross because the toys are all over the floor.

Pulled his willy out of the front of his nappy then weed all over himself.

happysnappysandwich · 07/07/2018 08:23

Nearly 18 months. Slapped me in the face because he brought me three shoes and I only put two on him Confused

TheFabledSnake · 07/07/2018 08:23

Same as everyone, woke me up at 4am. She'd asked for a wee so, I put her on the toilet. What I didn't notice was that she'd done a massive shit and her saying wee was her way of saying poo. She can say poo, but she decided not to.

And unfortunately since I still had the light off, I didn't notice until the smell. Haven't changed a shitty nappy this early in a long time.

And then she wouldn't go back to sleep Brew

Whereisthecoffee · 07/07/2018 08:34

I’m 38 weeks pregnant having slow contractions but still painful and he keeps asking me ten thousand questions trying to walk the dog with one of his rope toys asking for the thousandth drink of this morning and just being annoying Grin

HeresMeh · 07/07/2018 08:38

I'm pregnant with my first and this thread has made me piss myself laughing and petrified me in equal measures 🤣