To be excited about the World Cup 2

[LapsedHumanist]

Well, we’re in the last 16...

Fucking hell England stop playing so sloppy

Please pass to the players in red!

Colombia look much more composed, England are flapping

What the fuck has happened. There's only one team in it and it's not England. Can't keep the ball and build up is so slow.

So.....from the comments on here, I take it we'd be lucky to get to penalties?

My DH also watering the garden. Hosepipe ban tomorrow at this rate. 😂

well this is taking a few years of my life span

If we get to penalties, can Gareth Southgate take one haha?!

And a brandy shortage. Come on LadyRochford, I'm waiting for a double measure!!!

England are flagging. One more goal. But hopefully 2. Just need a bit energised.

I appear to be too pissed to care. I have ironed my clothes for work tomorrow though, so something good has come out of it.

Ian Wright, I love you. He's so upset.

If I have new grey hair in the morning. I'll be suing Southgate. Only put this colour on Friday.

I can't take this. I just want this to end. Please God!

15 for a goal.. Or another penalty.. Which looks more likely as we don't from that half anyway look capable of scoring

I'm bringing the fcucking bottle

And if they go through or go out I will never forget the level of cheating from Colombia tonight

Southgate better be giving those players a bollocking and maybe a boot up the arse.

2 shots on target.. And one of them was the penalty.. Not that stats win a game so hopefully....

Come on! Pass to right players.. And right way

My kids are still up! I'm going to have to turn it off in a bit. It's making me feel sick!

Oi oi - all the spirit not gone

I am going to rely on you lot to tell me what happens. I can't take this anymore. Going to switch off the telly and hide in my kitchen.

Right England. You've let them run ragged trying to score for 15 minutes. Now fucking score!!

Why does this do this to us! I'm a sensible, well rounded woman, but give me England playing football and I'm a wreck! It matters not one iota to my world, but this is fucking hell on earth!

I ventured out of the cupboard but keeping options open about scuttling back in

Have retired to kitchen. Can just hear our telly and the neighbours in the garden. May be the dog fancies a walk. Lots of effing from the neighbours in the garden.