The wrong meal

[mogloveseggs]

Dropped dh off outside the chinese. He asked what we wanted. Came back with his and dds right, and mine completely wrong!!! Aibu to divorce him?

That type of thing makes me want to cry. I know it's dramatic but when you've been looking forward to a nice treat and it's wrong, it's so depressing!

@Reaa no way give him a sleeping bag! 😂

OMFG if I was looking forward to salt and pepper chicken and got sweet and sour I'd be raging. What a twat

Cant reaa the small one is at camp with it!

This reminds me of the time when I was pregnant and my order arrived with mayo. I didn’t want mayo. I was so distraught I couldn’t speak, DH figured out what was wrong and silently returned it

Urgh, I feel your pain. I'd been with a bloke for 3 years and he came home with my 'favourite Chinese'. Well, you fucking wankwomble, I'd only said 2 WEEKS AGO that this particular dish was sickly and didn't eat more than one forkful. He's buried under the porch an ex for a reason

XiCi i know

balloons i bet he was panicking
shark is there room under the patio for one more?

Patio him

My ex would regularly order me food he knew I hated so that he could eat it as well as his own. Even when I was paying. To the extent that he told his mum to buy me the one type of chocolate I didn't like for birthdays and Christmas

I'll get the shovel... I'll conceal the digging up with the installation of penguin bollards

Removing choc privelege for the evening?

Remove it for a week! He couldn't be bothered to remember your order, or double check before he ordered it. It's a pity you weren't a bit faster- then you could have taken his and made him eat the other.

"But I don't want this!"
"neither did I"

Arf at log it with 101

“Hello police? I’d like to report some unacceptable behaviour...”

To get over the upset
Have a spa day
Get highlights done

lentil how awful

A week? Ok i shall do nutella

lipstick Spa day definitely

cheese i bet they've heard it before

Sorry mog i didn't read it properly and thought the takeaway got it wrong.

Definitely LTB but not before eating his chocolate

kinky no worries

Chuck him out in the garden, then eat his chocolate bit by bit, while maintaining eye contact with him through the window throughout every bite.

This has reminded me when I was a child and crying because of mayo on my hamburger. Our food requests are serious! My sympathies

Mine has form.

He once made me mushroom risotto. I hate mushrooms but because I manage to be grown up about such things and still eat them in ragu type sauces he thought that if they were in a risotto I would like it.

Then there was the day he made me tomato soup for a quick lunch before my grandmother's funeral. I hate tomatoes. I was also quite pregnant. There were tears.

But tonight he dropped the girl child at cub camp and came home with the perfect take away selection so he's alright really.

kittens I wonder if your cub camp is the same as what my beaver ds is at!

I know this is lighthearted but why would he think he is getting lucky tonight? even if he'd got the right order?