What things make you a huge crank?

[BollywoodQueenie]

I'll start.....
1.I hate people calling to my house unexpectedly and feeling like I have to entertain them

1. I hate hen weekends that are not local

anyone else?

And how did I forget - SNIFFERS!!! Oh for the love of all that's holy, just blow your goddamn nose! I have been known to shove packets of tissues at colleagues with a big smile and a VERY firm 'poor you, you sound like you need one of these' in a tone that brooks no argument. Sometimes they take it gratefully, use it, then carry on sniffing. That's when I have fantasies involving murdering them with sharp objects

Unexpected visitors.

People who say "like" all the time.

Cyclists riding three abreast on country lanes, particularly on the only long straight for miles that it would be possible to overtake them, if they weren't so selfish as to hog the entire fucking road.

New year - smug weather people gloating about the hot weather coming up is a gripe of mine too. I,hate hate hate hot weather! Stfu!

1. Life
2. Other people

Everything today. Especially people on this thread moaning about cyclists