to be pissed off with these women for promoting unrealistic body ideals

[MissVanjie]

I mean, I'm not knocking the or anything. I suppose feasting only on the flesh of hapless men shows a massive commitment to the lifestyle, and is undoubtedly a great diet high in protein and good fats, which would explain their unfeasibly long and shiny hair I guess. However, it's just not achievable for the average woman. After I knock off work and pick dc up from the childminder, it's nearly 6 and I don't have time to start pissing about luring sailors to their death, esp when ds has cubs at 6.15. it's just completely unrealistic.

And look at the state of them, one is a straight up fish from the waist down??? wtf? I'm sure she must have photoshopped that picture, there's no other explanation.

aibu to think that these women are irresponsibly promoting an unrealistic diet and exercise regime and making NORMAL women like me feel bad that we will never know the ecstasy of getting together with our best gal pals, lulling a man to sleep, then tearing him limb from limb and cramming his warm pulsating flesh into our mouths? SMUG BITCHES

It's a harsh reality, we must do our utmost to ensure our fellow females/fishtails and all our young gills, that these are completely unrealistic #bodystandards #goals #hastageverything #imatwit

Unless you have a big daddy who's king of the sea you're gonna have to work your tail off to get a kracken bod like them and thats gonna cost more than a few squid, I for one couldnt do it, I'd end up pulling a mussel.

And let's be honest these sirens have obviously had quite a bit of help from a plastic sturgeon....they must have been filleted to have a waist that snatched and most likely changed those seashells to double d-shells if you catch my drift.

The thought that these are realistic body goals for anyone who tries hard enough leaves me floundered and tells me there's some-fin very wrong with society, I find it
completely unacceptable and frankly quite demoralizing for the average house-trout.

Well done Miss
Vangie
Vangie
Vangie
for taking this oppor-tuna-ty to unshellfishly speak out about the cod-afwul beauty standards of modern day women.

That picture makes me so angry
How dare those Sirens have Bodies Like That and hair like that

making NORMAL women like me feel bad that we will never know the ecstasy of getting together with our best gal pals, lulling a man to sleep, then tearing him limb from limb and cramming his warm pulsating flesh into our mouths?

Is that not what every woman does of a Saturday night? I think I still have some man foot in my freezer

Anyway YABU. Their body. Their choice. No one forced them to be mermaids.

but yeah, smug bitches they are! Don't get me started on Ariel.

I'm a healthy and beautiful size 86 #lovethebodyi'min and this image is bodyshaming and ablist. I can't swim like they can but that doesn't mean they're better than me.

Very unfair for those of us who don't have the siren singing ability
I mean come on those voices aren't natural, they must have had some artificial help

I heard they use auto-tuna on their singing. fake ass hoes

It's all about your priorities, OP. What's stopping you from spending a couple of nights a week wading out into some surf, slapping a couple of clams on your tits and then using the unearthly power of your incredible voice to lure sailors into a deathly channel of razor sharp rocks? Absolutely nothing except that you don't want to put in the work. Any woman could make a man fall in love with her by bewitching his soul with cursed music and then consuming his living heart while it still beats, but most just lack the discipline and self-control.

That red-haired one's obviously had surgery to look like that.

I think they look brill.