To start a bored thread because of the World Cup

[itsbritneybiatch]

Already a football widow.

An we entertain each other with funny stories and links please?

I've read the bend and farted, the parking thread.

Any classics anyone can recommend. I read the one about the summer house already.

Put link to bend and farted pls!

I don't know how to add a link I'm on my phone but if you search embarrassed by boyfriend it comes up in classics

What really pisses me off is all the crappy pre-match commentary and post-match hindsight analysis.

I can't think of any other sport or event where we have to put up with such inane rambling as part of the proceedings (except maybe the Royal Wedding). The match itself I could cope with, the panel chatting earnestly about it before and afterwards is just banal.

YABU - the Spain v Portugal match was an absolute corker! (I don't watch any part except the actual game - sod the filler)

Just watch it, it’s actually very entertaining

I can't be arsed. I used to love football till I had DD. Just lost interest then.

Twenty two men.

A round piece of plastic.

A field.

Two oversized fishing nets with ideas above their station.

The first propelling the second round the third into the fourth.

For hour after bloody hour.

Yawn.

I didn't even know it was on.

But then the men in my house have zero interest in football.

Love island is on. This is prob how my
Other half feels about me watching this and towie and all the other crap I watch.