AIBU to be upset about a facebook group

[Scienceawarenaturalparent]

AIBU staying in a facebook group?

I have had a quick name change!

I'm a member of a large facebook group for natural parents who are also science aware. This group has been a fantastic resource and support network but its all gone wrong. The people running the page all have their own issues and are ganging up on other members for what seems like no reason.

I have thought long and hard about leaving the group because it seems like playground bullying but i just cant seem to do it.

They are great when you need your hand holding and will help you with any problem you could think of. They have a fantastic support network of Nutella addicts and people with difficulties like ADHD and depression I'm not sure there there is a better community.

BUT posting in it can be like stepping onto a nest of vipers. People having mental health problems can be kicked out for no good reason OR supported with people being sent round to check on them or taxis being called and paid for by the group when fleeing a husband. It just depends if you are in with the right crowd or not.

There are many LGBTQ members and there are a lot who are in relationships or who have experimented with eachother and this is causing tension on the group.

I cant seem to leave but i can't seem to stay and I don't even know these people in real life.

I'm in the cult and its the most bonkers place on Facebook i cant leave i cant stay and no one has had a 3some with me. Is it coz im not pretty

I think I can get my tongue all the way to the bottom of a Nutella jar.

If that's not a euphemism you can gtfo of this cult.

When you eat an egg you are supporting the murder of hundreds of millions of male chicks every year (200,000,000 – two-hundred million in the United States alone).

Boy chickens simply will not grow as big or as fast as female chickens. They also are not able to produce eggs. They are literally - and figuratively - rubbish.

Every time you buy a box of eggs, whether they are conventional, organic, free-range, cage-free, certified humanely raised, etc., you are in effect paying for the murder of hundreds of millions of BABIES.

The industry supports the murder of hundreds of millions of male chickens every year to keep their supply of female “producing” chickens fresh.

@TornFromTheInside but I love NAPS!

I DEMAND SCREENSHOTS

[ahem] The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy, I mean. Obvs.

Note this does NOT apply to chocolate eggs. Except the ones made with pus-filled milk, obviously.

What the flippin' 'eck are salt-water sandals?

Wait, you almost ran over a rabbit?! I just stepped on a slug. At least I thought it was a slug...
Thinking about it, it may have been a sentinent blob of nutella trying to recruit me to an online sex cult. That's way more plausible.

Christ.

I’ve never done Class A drugs, but I think it would feel like reading through this thread.

I bet that smug twat zuckerberg is dead proud of his ‘connected’ planet where organic Nutella addicts with a penchant for threesomes and science can get together and exchange bantz and rudeness. Progress!

I think I can get my tongue all the way to the bottom of a Nutella jar.

I don't care what the job is, if I ever see that on a CV, that person is getting an interview.

If that's not a euphemism you can gtfo of this cult.

Can't speak now...

CaitlynsCat I can't say I'm quite sure what you're doing. Is it content from the cult scripture that you're posting?

I'd like to get a few salt lamps.

I don't need drugs...

At my age, I can get the same effect just by standing up too quickly

(or reading this thread)

Salt-Water sandals

You only get to wear them if you're part of the inner sanctum. I guess that's why you don't know.

You have to own a robe.

ShapelyBingoWing: Hail Seitan.

Omg, I just tried to explain this to dh. He is... bemused. Yes. That's the word for it.

@Spudlet Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble mightily at a butterfly's passage?

I haven't left the group because I find it oddly fascinating.

I haven't left this thread for the same reason. Oddly, oddly fascinating!

Ok no but we are actually going to need screenshots.

pls.

@madeleinemaxwell Nope, bean soup it is. Sorry about that.

Me too Watcher. I can't stop refreshing the page even though I really should be going to sleep now.

@Spudlet What about the cagèd whale?

Goodness that sleep system is the price of a 2nd hand car.

No wonder the makers sleep well at night.

I'm not sure how I feel about the inner sanctum of a lady wearing sandals.
I've not got my damn tongue stuck in the Nutella jar. Is there a nurse, or plumber on the site?

Caitlyn, can you dance around a fire and summon up something?