I'm not one to be perpetually offended, but I couldn't not comment on this ridiculous post.
I am a solicitor. I am not in conveyancing or property but I am a solicitor all the same and I work really really hard. Given that you have decided to lump all solicitors in as one without considering their practice area, qualifications or charges, I feel that I should address this on behalf of all solicitors.
- Not ALL solicitors provide this kind / level of service. I am a finance solicitor and I am constantly having very short (and often stupid) deadlines shoved down my throat by banks which I have to meet or we lose them as a client. I work evenings, weekends and, unfortunately more often than I would like, overnight. Recently I billed 85 hours a week for 4 weeks straight on just one transaction - I didn't leave the office before 2am once during that time. As a trainee I worked 36 hours straight on more than one occasion.
2.. You are describing conveyancing solicitors specifically. Rather than lumping all lawyers together, maybe you should consider the following:
(a) Cost - You may consider the hundreds or low thousands of pounds that you are paying to be a lot of money, but in the grand scheme of running a business and a law firm it isn't. To break even, each conveyancer will need to do tens of these per day. And they still have professional duties of care to adhere to (more on this below) and specific processes to follow which cannot be sideswiped or deviated from on any of those deals. As a result, things slow down.
By contrast, it may be worth considering that I charge £450 an hour (our partners charge over £700). I could probably complete your deal for you a lot quicker than your conveyancer, but I don't imagine you would want to pay my rates...
(b) Expertise and support - Conveyancing doesn't pay well. Small high street firms running lots of small deals don't have the capital to pay city-level wages and they get what they pay for. You don't generally find the Oxbridge types or the people with degrees from top 10 universities doing conveyancing unless they are particularly keen to work in a rural or specific local area and, even then, in my experience the tend to gravitate towards family law or private client work. Also, often you'll find that one solicitor is supervising a number of paralegals and legal executives in order to maximise profit, so your actual work isn't being done by the solicitor themselves and it slows down the process of chasing them as they have to go down to the person they delegated to for a status update. As such, if you're expecting someone to be able to assimilate information, delegate and push your case forward at lightning speed whilst also doing a perfect job of it with no issues at all, you're expecting miracles. The best you can expect is a slow run, but with excellent and accurate results.
- Regarding the snail mail signatures. I have never understood why conveyancers insist on snail mail for signatures. I have my clients sign £1bn+ loan agreements by printing the signature pages and scanning them back to me. I also know that our property department does the same thing for huge real estate transactions. No snail mail required. It's both perfectly acceptable in English law (provided certain requirements are adhered to (for the lawyers out there, I'm thinking about Mercury for deeds)) and enforceable in English courts. I think, perhaps, that acting for individuals who may not be particularly intelligent or educated means that you have to choose the path of least resistance and the easiest approach to signing which can be explained to both Dr John Smith and his architect wife buying their £1.1m house and the perhaps-less educated Mr John Smith who is buying his first £60k flat.
The moral of this is that you get what you pay for and, quite frankly, you should fork out more if you want a better service - this is the case with almost all service professions and it's totally unreasonable to lump all solicitors in together in your criticisms.