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First two episodes of Game of Thrones- I have problems (contains spoilers obviously)

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tootyfruitee · 05/06/2018 20:18

Have only watched two episodes but it seems so fucked up.

So the blonde beautiful girl who gets married off to the big oaf guy and his army..she basically gets raped by him but then she asks a girl, who became a prostitute slave at the age 9, how to seduce him? And then she goes back to the oaf and they have some intense sex that I presume is meant to be sexy, even though it's basically rape.

HUH??

Also that dwarf guy is meant to be some kind of ledge despite the fact he shags loads of prostitutes.


AIBU to think this is fucking weird??

Unfortunately however I am finding it very gripping still Blush

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donquixotedelamancha · 05/06/2018 21:21

So the blonde beautiful girl who gets married off to the big oaf guy and his army..she basically gets raped by him but then she asks a girl, who became a prostitute slave at the age 9, how to seduce him?....Also that dwarf guy is meant to be some kind of ledge despite the fact he shags loads of prostitutes.

Yeah, but don't worry, they all learn valuable life lessons, grow as people and dedicate their lives to helping others. In many ways GoT a very feminist series and (SPOILERS)....

...they all live happily ever after.

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TheRollingCrone · 05/06/2018 21:24

I'm so envious - your first time. You're living the dream OP.

Jon Snow = fanny gallops 💓

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SweetSummerchild · 05/06/2018 21:33

But do not despair, some of the females are very powerful.

Unfortunately, many more are just horribly written.

“You want a good girl, but you need a bad pussy”.

It doesn’t get worse than that.

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Singlebutmarried · 05/06/2018 21:34

I need to watch this all again

I’m on the last book and have had to stop because (well i can’t say cos SPOILERS!!!!)

One of the best shows, yes it’s close to the bone, but oh Jaime Lannister.

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BeyondSceptical · 05/06/2018 21:35

Queenofthorns "I still don’t get all the love for emo Jon Snow"

I'll join you on the not fancying Jon Snow bench. He is the spit of an ex boyfriend and that puts me off quite a bit

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glenthebattleostrich · 05/06/2018 21:35

Can I suggest the Jon Snow fans google Jon Snow at a dinner party if they haven't already seen it. V. funny.

Also, I struggled with the first probably or 4 episodes from a feminist point of view. But then you start to notice the power the women are developing / have. The later series have some seriously fantastic female character development. Its well worth hanging in there.

Also, buy a dedicated note book and start making notes now. You'll need them.

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ipswichwitch · 05/06/2018 21:56

Am I the only one who thinks Jaime Lannister looks like Dennis Leary?
Drogo is much more my type..

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MrsHathaway · 05/06/2018 22:00

s1 Jaime looks like Prince Charming.

s7 Jaime looks like sex.

First two episodes of Game of Thrones- I have problems (contains spoilers obviously)
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OlennasWimple · 05/06/2018 23:43

Jon Snow is very short for a hero...

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Livingsymbol · 05/06/2018 23:47

Hi

I recently made a thread on this , I don’t like it

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sharkirasharkira · 05/06/2018 23:53

Summer, in fairness, that was the terrible show version of the Sand Snakes. The book versions are much better and less annoying!

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AngeloMysterioso · 05/06/2018 23:56

You can have Jon Snow (& Tormund) as long as I get Daario Naharis (2nd one) & Jaqen H’ghar...

Bags I Daario Naharis v1.0, Robb Stark, Grey Worm and...

SPOILER BELOW WHICH I’LL STRIKETHROUGH TO MAKE IT SLIGHTLY HARDER TO READ WHEN YOU SKIM PAST IT

Season 7 Gendry (with his warhammer) Wink

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Imchlibob · 06/06/2018 00:04

I recommend finding the game of thrones Alt Shift X video on you tube after each one you watch. I am not sure that these exist for the very earliest episodes, but generally there is a 5 minute recap of each episode highlighting the important bits you were supposed to recognise from previous episodes or will need to remember for future episodes, as well as clever bits you might have missed and clarifications where what is on screen is confusing.

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SweetSummerchild · 06/06/2018 06:45

The book versions are much better and less annoying!

Alleras the Sphinx is by far the best sand snake.

I don’t suppose Arianne counts as she’s a Martell rather than a Sand. Book Ellaria is also much better.

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sashh · 06/06/2018 07:14

tootyfruitee


Watch Sansa's hair change style as the series progresses.

And prepare to change your feelings about just about every character as it goes on.

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OutsideContextProblem · 06/06/2018 08:16

I think that if you’re going to write a long story of dynastic struggle influenced by the Wars of the Roses then it’s inevitable that you’ll be dealing with marital alliances which means in practice young women’s bodies being used as pawns (and young men also being forced to have sex with partners not of their personal choosing though I’m not claiming it’s equivalent).

The happy hooker stuff however is all on George and the showrunners.

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SweetSummerchild · 06/06/2018 08:31

The happy hooker stuff however is all on George

There is only one (or two) remotely happy whores in the book series that I recall - Chataya and (possibly) her daughter.

George does a pretty good job of showing how most sex-workers end up in that role through financial desperation or slavery. Ros was entirely D&D’s creation.

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BeenThereDone · 06/06/2018 08:36

Jaysus if your shocked by that your about to be traumatised.... But you will be so glued to the screen.... Say goodbye to reality for a while..

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NewMinouMinou · 06/06/2018 10:43

Hey heh heh!
Enjoy the ride...

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Dancingmonkey87 · 06/06/2018 10:44

You know nothing op ;) just you wait until you finish the series

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QueenOfMyWorld · 06/06/2018 10:52

Random fact.The extras who play prostitutes etc who feature nude are actually real life porn actresses

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DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 06/06/2018 10:58

As a male, my favourite character was Ygritte. Sarky, murderous, freckled, Yorkshire accent. Best line, when the men are boasting about their fighting history: "I've seen more blood than you ever will".

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Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 06/06/2018 11:02

Kit is marrying her irl soon!!

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HRTpatch · 06/06/2018 11:06

I binge watched this in 3 months. Superb.
I am a Davos/Tormund fan...and found Stannis compelling at the start. Hound is strangely erotic.
Brienne is my girl crush.

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KatyMac · 06/06/2018 13:00

WHere can I watch it now

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