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To want to leave my dh for Tom Hardy

103 replies

Shagandsnuggle · 03/06/2018 16:45

Hugh jackman is also a good option
Or maybe I might go for a nice slice of Chris Evans Wink

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EarlessToothlessVagabond · 04/06/2018 17:49

Oh no Fizzy. I just had 2 periods very close together. Bloody Tom Hardy. Curse him.

I'd be more concerned that his wife is a Mner Battleax. Poor Charlotte!

QueenOfTheAndals · 04/06/2018 18:04

I don't see the attraction of Toms Hardy and Hiddleston, or of Chrises Pratt and Evans. Pine and Hemsworth now...

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:11

I just googled them all - hiddleston, pratt, pine, hemsworth etc

They all look pretty much the same!!

Confused
ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo · 04/06/2018 18:12

He looks a bit like that Tyson Fury chappie.

Shock

How very dare you?? He is beautiful.

Beaverhausen · 04/06/2018 18:13

Who cares if tom hardy looks dirty. Gives me an excuse to get into the shower wig him and wash his winkie, I mean body.

I also kinda have a thing for Donald Glover lately from Atlanta.

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:14

Sorry Zibb!

I can see he's conventionally attractive, sort of! Or maybe just styled. I don't know.

I'm really not a good bellweather for identifying sexeh men though.

stopfuckingshoutingatme · 04/06/2018 18:14

So this Taboo
Netflix or prime Grin

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:15

He looks about twelve!

EarlessToothlessVagabond · 04/06/2018 18:17

PRIME! PRIME in every way imaginable.

Beaverhausen · 04/06/2018 18:18

He is in his 30's and utterly adorable. @FizzyGreenWater

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 04/06/2018 18:19

DD loves Tom Hardy (she's nearly 16yo so has hormones a-flying) ............until she watched "Peaky Blinders" and now has transferred her fickle attention to Cillian Murphy Grin

I was "Eh, you watched Peaky Blinders, its all sex and no story" but she chose to disagree Wink

I don't get the TH love but he was quite fanciable on the Paul O'Grady Battersea programme playing with the huge AmBull

CoraPirbright · 04/06/2018 18:22

Ugh no! He has horrid rubbery lips! DH understands that he must, however, stand aside if Sam Heughan should ever come knocking.....

Stormwhale · 04/06/2018 18:23

Tom hardy is the only celeb that has ever made me hot under the collar. I go proper teen girl hormones when I see him on telly. PHWOAR. It is accepted and understood by dp that I would have to leave him for Tom hardy if the opportunity came up.

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:24

OH Cillian Murphy is MUCH better :)

Phew, I was beginning to think I'd been mysteriously de-hormoned in the night there for a minute Confused

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:26

Sam Heughan looks like Keifer Sutherland from years ago.

Yes to the lips though overall much more appealing than the BeardBots.

CM looks like a cross between Johnny Radiohead and Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo · 04/06/2018 18:26

Same stormwhale. Any other celeb I could say is attractive but doesn’t get the fanny galloping. TH does it every single time. I first saw him in ‘this means war’ and had to google who this heavenly creature was.

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:27

Is that TH winking FuckKnuckle?

He does look like Tyson Fury.

deluxetruffles · 04/06/2018 18:28

eurgh - no to all of them.
I would run away with Paul Rudd at the drop of a hat but Tom Hardy wouldn't make me look twice. I wouldn't even if he begged me Grin

EarlessToothlessVagabond · 04/06/2018 18:28

Zibbidoo... do I know you from days of yore on here...? Wink

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:28

Obviously a good looking version of him!

FizzyGreenWater · 04/06/2018 18:30

Paul Rudd also good.

ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo · 04/06/2018 18:35

Yes earless! I recognise your name (and your ovulation story! Grin) but I can’t remember what name I was using on previous tom threads. Maybe we were on the taboo thread?

QueenOfMyWorld · 04/06/2018 18:38

Cillian is v hot in Peaky blinders

EarlessToothlessVagabond · 04/06/2018 18:48

We were on the Taboo thread Yes! That's when my crush obsession started. Weren't you Zilphashatpin at one point?