Why no hedgehogs at the royal wedding?

[PhilomenaCunks]

Where were the hedgehogs? They're interwoven into British culture, does Meghan have a probelm with them, and why?

Isn't Windsor Great Park known for its deer? Where were they all? I bet they were all cleared out before the wedding.

@nocoolnamesleft

What do you think they'll be serving for dinner?

Ethnic cleansing AND offensive to vegans.

😂😂🤪 I’m surprised Megan didn’t invite a skunk. After all it’s just as important to have representation from her homeland. Very odd.

Daffodil

Good point. They'll probably start with fricassee of red squirrel, followed by hedgehog in clay, and venison served 3 ways.

agatharaisondetre there WAS horse poo, lots of it, those great big royal horses are nothing if not well fed, however , by a previous arrangement with Party Planners it has been scooped, well wrapped and packaged into elegant and refined Royal Wedding Souvenir Boxes, designed by Pippa. See the website tomorrow. Free postage if you order more than 10 boxes.

Hedgehogs thank you.

It would have been nice if Meghan had carried a placard reminding people to sign and share, but apparently there are rules about this sort of thing and the RF.

At least the amphibians got an invite, the evening do is at Frogmore House.

They were stuffed up my dress and hiding under the pews.... very shy.

Good point. They'll probably start with fricassee of red squirrel, followed by hedgehog in clay, and venison served 3 ways.
This would explain the absence of invited hedgehogs and red squirrels. Been quite awkward otherwise.

Where were the door mice? Or the shrews?

Definitely have a swan centrepiece.
Save the swans.
(which my phone changed to Dave the swans! )

Imagine the furore if only male hedgehogs turned up though - hats were in the ladies' dress code, be hard to wear a hat - especially with netting...