I want to wear these on the school run--and I think we all should

[QueenofWhisperz]

(if we want, you know it's all personal choice)

I want these

The thing is, the clothes are so badly made/wrong they don’t even look sexy on those that have the figure to carry them off. It’s bizarre. It’s not the ‘skin’ you see first, it’s the god awful fit/design.

"LIGHT WASH DISTRESSED BUM RIP SKINNY JEAN"

My bum wouldn't be the only thing distressed if I wore these.

And RIP my old, pre-baby bum sheds tear

Vile. Sorry but what is the world coming to? I probably sound about 80 but these are just grim.

In my world (health/nursing) BNO means ‘ Bowels Not Opened’........I’m now having all sorts of weird mental images.

@Frumpety I take your point but a bit of udderly smooth and you chaffing is gone.
These jeans seem to have a zip entry in case you fancy a quick bit of anal on your night out and don't want to pull your trousers down www.instagram.com/p/BSyHe2tlZW9/?utm_source=ig_embed

My jeans did that when dh accidentally locked me in the house and I had to climb out of the front room window - I'd left my house key in the car by mistake. I didn't realise I'd torn my jeans until I got to tesco and thought my bum felt a bit weird! My backside is not a pretty sight though so I had to buy another pair from the supermarket.
Ds told the ladies at nursery about my escapade and they quizzed me about it, asking if there'd been a problem!

These would be very appropriate for the school run, even seems to be inspired by a fairy-tale.

(Sadly, the fairytale is the Emperor’s New Clothes)

I go straight to work from dropping off at breakfast club - I wonder if jeans ripped at the arse are specifically mentioned in the dress code????

halfwit And your point is...?! I’ll have you know that’s a very effective technique to meet young gentlemen that I have been deploying for years!

“Christ alive, Janet. I can see what you had for breakfast!”

@AfterSchoolWorry I'm a bit late to the party but your comment on the first page really made me laugh out loud

I frequently suffer Distressed Bum Rip after a prawn vindaloo.

Oh my eyes! Normally I love Pretty Little Thing-super fast delivery, very cute pink unicorn packaging-but those jeans need binning! I admit I only go on there for their very long trousers.

I’m always late to the party 🙁

Op I’d wear them. My fat arse would look fab in them and my toddler at the moment has a thing about asking to see my bum weirdo so fuck it. But I don’t see why I should pay so much when there’s so much material missing.

God I feel like my mum now

Ahahahaha I've seen it all now! I wonder if they're selling well?

I've just accidentally made myself a pair of these by squatting to talk to a child.

I rely on those parts of the trousers to hold my ass in

I would like a job as an apprentice of the person who named them. Distressed bum rip, what a poet!

Does anyone remember the 1980s film So Fine?

hidden treasure apparently

I quite like them but it's not A good look if your arse 'flaps' they the holes so I'll give them a pass and leave them to you women woth the peachy butts

Fuckin class

Ooh, I have a christening to go to next week and had been wondering what I should wear

I'm gonna go download 'so fine'

The brand is Pretty Little. Erm, No......and No.

@halfwitpicker

You might as just lie on the floor, open your foof and spout 'take me now norman'

Mr. Bananas thanks you in advance for our new 'come hither' line.